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Question #1
Describe your best quality


1. . I'm a being of many great qualities but if I had to pick one it'd be being a quick learner. Teach me something once and I've got it from there

2. Listener, I am a good listener. I like to hear ppl talk and express themselves

3. . My best quality is that I have no best quality, every quality is equally great.
 
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Question #1
Describe your best quality


1. . I'm a being of many great qualities but if I had to pick one it'd be being a quick learner. Teach me something once and I've got it from there

2. Listener, I am a good listener. I like to hear ppl talk and express themselves

3. . My best quality is that I have no best quality, every quality is equally great.



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Question # 2

Your favorite artist and Jeezy are in concert on the same day! You’ve never seen your artist in concert and Jas has seen Jeezy at least three times but she is adamant about going to see Jeezy. How you handling that?

1. If she jas wanna see jeezy then she gone see jeezy............by herself, no cot damn way I'm missing a future hendrix concert for jeezy.

2. I'd ask if we can go see Jeezy next time he comes to town, or if we could see Jeezy elsewhere or if we can just play Jeezy in the car on the way to the other concert.

3. Pretend like we're driving to the Jeezy concert and take her to the other concert.
 
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Question 3
What do you like about Jas?

1. Her scoopball is a great look and she's not afraid to rock it, that kind of confidence is attractive. And she's working with some kind of non profit org so she's got a good heart. I can overlook her love for jeezy due to those qualities. After all, it could be worse, she could've been a boosie stan.

2. She seems pretty cool, from what I gathered from her post, when she's locked into a dude, the dedication is there. So her dedication is cool. She reads alot which is cool

3. Her 360 wave
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Question # 2

Your favorite artist and Jeezy are in concert on the same day! You’ve never seen your artist in concert and Jas has seen Jeezy at least three times but she is adamant about going to see Jeezy. How you handling that?

1. If she jas wanna see jeezy then she gone see jeezy............by herself, no cot damn way I'm missing a future hendrix concert for jeezy.

2. I'd ask if we can go see Jeezy next time he comes to town, or if we could see Jeezy elsewhere or if we can just play Jeezy in the car on the way to the other concert.

3. Pretend like we're driving to the Jeezy concert and take her to the other concert.


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Question 4
You and Jas are six months in dating. Things are going great. Her job requires her to move to Kentucky within two weeks. How are you handling that?

1. That state is my state's butthole and I can't name a single good thing that's come out of it. Straight up flyover state. A long distance relationship would be favored as I do not wish to disrespect my feet by walking on kentucky soil. That'd being said, if it's for a job then it's worth it, I wouldn't hold back scoopball's career due to my prejudice.


2. There are no black ppl in Kentucky but the Kentucky basketball players, but I'll try and support her and her decision she makes

3. Bring me back some KFC

 
Question 5
You are meeting Jas’ parents for the first time. Her mama don’t like you for shit and her daddy is willing to give you a chance. You have to set up the event. Describe in detail the set up.

1. You know, most people would try to avoid this situation at all costs but I'm unfazed. I assume this gonna be a gathering around christmas due to the current time of the year, so I'm donning the ugliest christmas sweater that I can find, rocking a santa claus hat, and filling Scoopball Sr.'s day with new nigga holiday cheer. I assume since jas is from the south that church is gonna be on the destination list. I won't be doing no praying but I'm sure Scoopball Sr. is gonna be getting it in like loc dog's grandma in don't be a menace when they start playing the hymns. That'll surely get her out of her shell. From there we going to going to the movie to see whatever bullshit madea movie is out, I know old women love those flicks. Then comes dinner and the coup de grâce for Scoop Sr. At the table there'll probably be an awkward silence, but I'll break the ice and hit her with a simple "How did you enjoy your day Mrs. S?", I'm sure she'll give me some bs answer about enjoying it and maybe she truly did. Either way it matters not, cause she knows and I know that when her and old man scoop leave, I'm decking jas's halls with boughs of holly.

2. I'd ask Jas to prepare a dinner or so and just call and invite her daddy over only. Pick up his favorite beverage etc. If your mama don't like me, then why is she getting the invite would be my reasoning.

3. I aint setting up shit. They gon eat this kfc and get tfoh.
 
Question 4
You and Jas are six months in dating. Things are going great. Her job requires her to move to Kentucky within two weeks. How are you handling that?

1. That state is my state's butthole and I can't name a single good thing that's come out of it. Straight up flyover state. A long distance relationship would be favored as I do not wish to disrespect my feet by walking on kentucky soil. That'd being said, if it's for a job then it's worth it, I wouldn't hold back scoopball's career due to my prejudice.


2. There are no black ppl in Kentucky but the Kentucky basketball players, but I'll try and support her and her decision she makes

3. Bring me back some KFC



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Question 3
What do you like about Jas?

1. Her scoopball is a great look and she's not afraid to rock it, that kind of confidence is attractive. And she's working with some kind of non profit org so she's got a good heart. I can overlook her love for jeezy due to those qualities. After all, it could be worse, she could've been a boosie stan.

2. She seems pretty cool, from what I gathered from her post, when she's locked into a dude, the dedication is there. So her dedication is cool. She reads alot which is cool

3. Her 360 wave
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