The Official MCU Thread

Man I ain’t reading all that shit! You the only one on this bitch championing them wack ass shits. I fuck with the comics but in this live action aspect, Garfield is trash.

I am championing no one. Each of them three have their share of qualities and defaults.

McGuire's SM pre-SM3 was almost virtually flawless, then when his dark side showed in SM3 he got so Emo that even after all of those years, a lot of fans still haven't get the intent of the storyline (and never willfully would) .

TASM was too Millenial-esque--and Garfield's SM is around the same age bracket than I am.

Whom to MCU SM? He's a fucking awkward baby with the most Freudian baby logo and a simp obssessed with Tony Stark. Comic-book Peter Parker hates Tony: he hates him so much that Octavius felt the need to protect the posthumous dignity of the guy he body-snatched then murdered by knocking the soul of that chronical turd-- and y'all know it!

Each of them three have something I can't stand at all, yet even in spite my great depreciation of the MCU SM franchise and how the PR tries to turn Peter into, I'm not comparing his character neither the actor to perishable waste.
 
Yes to bringing back Andrew.

He was the best of all them three. Both socially awkward and intellectually past-beyond-being-gifted although flawed ans consistently hammered to-and-fro by drama.

McGuire was a good Spiderman, but not such a good Peter - SM3 proved it (although it was still a good deconstruction of the hero, though) . Disney constantly stiffles Holland's performance by babying up and pampering up SM, making him more awkward and Milesmorales-esque so I can't stand any of his solo movies.

Garfield was controversial, polarizing. Heroes means polarizing controversy.
If you're too comfortable shoving your mouth with a popcorn and chuckling every two-minutes row with the actions of a fictitious superhero diving in a full PR sitcom, then you failed as a creative-- both Comic Authority Code approved Silver Age, Josstice League, superhero comic books as well as the Arrowverse' and later MCU films's decreasing public popularity rates proves it.


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1 - Fuck Sony Pictures
2 - I hope this is some MCU multiverse shit
3 - Let Sony do their own bullshit universe and leave this MCU spiderman alone
4 - Fuck Sony Pictures

If they do something like this, leave them wack ass past Spidey's in the trash heap where they belong. MF so eager to bring their wack asses back. If they was that good to began with we wouldn't be on our 3rd version of Spiderman. Get some new blood.


And C/S #1 & 4
 
I just watched the first Garfield movie. First time since it came out just to see if I was tripping maybe I’m just hating. Naw that shit is boring trash. There were some bright moments like when he first made the suit and his banter as Spidey is dope but overall that movie bored me to pieces. He’s not that great an actor and anytime he was Peter I found myself looking at my phone. Also they rushed him revealing himself to Gwen. I couldn’t make it through the movie and turned on The Boys instead.
 
I just watched the first Garfield movie. First time since it came out just to see if I was tripping maybe I’m just hating. Naw that shit is boring trash. There were some bright moments like when he first made the suit and his banter as Spidey is dope but overall that movie bored me to pieces. He’s not that great an actor and anytime he was Peter I found myself looking at my phone. Also they rushed him revealing himself to Gwen. I couldn’t make it through the movie and turned on The Boys instead.

If you're telling me that the TASM movies are trash but not the MCU Spiderman movies, I cannot take you seriously on this matter.
 
If you're telling me that the TASM movies are trash but not the MCU Spiderman movies, I cannot take you seriously on this matter.
You’re the only one that thinks otherwise. TASM are beyond trash. MCU spidey movies have flaws yes I don’t like how they made him the iron spider but it’s leaps and bounds better than that Sony filth
 
You’re the only one that thinks otherwise. TASM are beyond trash. MCU spidey movies have flaws yes I don’t like how they made him the iron spider but it’s leaps and bounds better than that Sony filth

MCU Spidey movies are boring, bland and too predictive. No big stakes, no grandiose character development, too much Tony Stark, too much "I-hate-Tony-Stark" , too much "I-love-Tony-Stark" and too much of Zendaya's MJ doing nothing besides being annoying.
 
Natalie Portman is currently training for Thor: Love and Thunder

Also, theyve confirmed that the Jane having Cancer storyline will be a part of the film
 
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