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ABW Presents: Battle of the Noses! Duwop vs. Big Lurko....THE FUNNY OFF!!!

Who's the funniest?

  • Du

    Votes: 2 40.0%

  • Lurk

    Votes: 3 60.0%
  • Total voters
    5
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Alright Ladies and Gentlemen...

On the latest episode of ABW's own You, Me, Him, and Her Podcast, @Duwop gave @Big Lurko his flowers (backhanded albeit) stating that Lurk was one of the more unintentionally funny posters on the site. Lurk came in with his chest poked out being his usual unfunny self and Du challenged him to a joke-off.

I created this thread for these two posters to showcase their comedic talents.

The board will decides who wins.

May the funniest poster win!
 
Lurk currently funnier than me cuz this nigga Takes himself more serious than the rest of the world does....

Example #1.

Most niggaz just work out and keep it moving.
Not lurk.... This nigga one of them niggaz that gotta join groups of like minded niggaz who buy all this equipment n shit like they really training for some professional shit...

There's no reason for all that. I mean, i get it if it was some boxing shit. He's done that, I've done that.. You wanna train to get in some amateur boxing tournaments or something...I can't even clown that.

ESPECIALLY cuz even though we know it ain't for much but personal health, there's at the very least a practical usage... As a man you might have to use your hands... Makes sense to keep them sharp


This nigga getting together in weekend groups to run through the woods.

What the fuck you training for? Being hunted??


Lurk y'all....
 
I got Du top 3 and Lurk tied for 5th with Beta.


Lurk, Beta and Elzo are one in the same. Niggas can't read the room for shit. They're gonna drop a joke no matter what the topic is.


A nigga can go into the Off Topic thread and say he just got laid off and about to lose his house, you can guarantee Lurk, Beta and Elzo are gonna say some shit like "damn craig, how you get fired on your day off?" and we'll never see dude post again cuz he off'd himself and his family.
 
Goldie ?? said:
I got Du top 3 and Lurk tied for 5th with Beta.


Lurk, Beta and Elzo are one in the same. Niggas can't read the room for shit. They're gonna drop a joke no matter what the topic is.


A nigga can go into the Off Topic thread and say he just got laid off and about to lose his house, you can guarantee Lurk, Beta and Elzo are gonna say some shit like "damn craig, how you get fired on your day off?" and we'll never see dude post again cuz he off'd himself and his family.
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Then I’d pm him offering any sort of assistance I can

Gift and a curse
 
Duwop said:
Lurk currently funnier than me cuz this nigga Takes himself more serious than the rest of the world does....

Example #1.

Most niggaz just work out and keep it moving.
Not lurk.... This nigga one of them niggaz that gotta join groups of like minded niggaz who buy all this equipment n shit like they really training for some professional shit...

There's no reason for all that. I mean, i get it if it was some boxing shit. He's done that, I've done that.. You wanna train to get in some amateur boxing tournaments or something...I can't even clown that.

ESPECIALLY cuz even though we know it ain't for much but personal health, there's at the very least a practical usage... As a man you might have to use your hands... Makes sense to keep them sharp


This nigga getting together in weekend groups to run through the woods.

What the fuck you training for? Being hunted??


Lurk y'all....
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Larry Holmes status
 
Goldie ?? said:
I got Du top 3 and Lurk tied for 5th with Beta.


Lurk, Beta and Elzo are one in the same. Niggas can't read the room for shit. They're gonna drop a joke no matter what the topic is.


A nigga can go into the Off Topic thread and say he just got laid off and about to lose his house, you can guarantee Lurk, Beta and Elzo are gonna say some shit like "damn craig, how you get fired on your day off?" and we'll never see dude post again cuz he off'd himself and his family.
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Lmaoooo na im not that bad
 
Big Lurko said:
Outside of Du who really shared their life thru pics like me? Dont worry ill wait...
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No lie,

We done seen this nigga;

on vacation, in the club, at the gym, in the woods, project steps, on boats with his nephews, ROTC camp, smoking cigars at the cigar lounge with his og's.... All comedy my nigga...

Your hear me.... All comedy. Crown this nigga

:celebrate2:
 
Duwop said:
No lie,

We done seen this nigga;

on vacation, in the club, at the gym, in the woods, project steps, on boats with his nephews, ROTC camp, smoking cigars at the cigar lounge with his og's.... All comedy my nigga...

Your hear me.... All comedy. Crown this nigga

:celebrate2:
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I make myself so easy to love...

Lmao at on boats with his nephews...

You aint shit
 
Lurk, you was out here breaking into ROTC schools to workout b?
 
Duwop said:
Bruh you was like....

"Yeah I'm out in the islands chilling with the bitches" ?


I saw the pic like...

:myheart:
"You calling your nephews bitches?? I don't know what them young men did to you, but they are clearly boys and not your bitches"

??‍♂️
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Ima let u get this off cuz it was so long ago but i def said we met them while waiting for the boat tour lol
 
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