Don't revoke my black card but I don't/never...

[Mooney]

I kinda wanna do a spin off :

Black Card renewed after being revoked because I :____



Wonder how it would go.

 

[Lion_Heart]

I can't dance for shit.

 

[JUDAH]

Ayo yall wildin

 

[The Hue]

So playing cards is a sport now?

Nigga yes. Spades ain't no joke at my family get togethers.

 

[The Hue]

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You black? A Black American?

 

[Goldie]

So playing cards is a sport now?

Nigga they air poker tournaments on ESPN all the time

 

[BountyHunterRo]

You black? A Black American?

Yes I am black. Parents born in Jamaica

 

[Loch121]

Never Liked baaketball

 

[The Hue]

Yes I am black. Parents born in Jamaica

Ok I understand now. Spades ain't a real big thing in Black Caribbean households. But believe me when I say, spades is a fucking event in Black American bbqs and get togethers. Better not under or over bid your hand.

 

[DOS_patos]

Ok I understand now. Spades ain't a real big thing in Black Caribbean households. But believe me when I say, spades is a fucking event in Black American bbqs and get togethers. Better not under or over bid your hand.

My bbqs never got that far.

Same two sisters get into a fight.
My dad gets drunk an fucks with everybody and tells them about theyself and calls my mom's family a bunch of bitches.
My cousin's fucks with neighbors and passerbys.

This all while the meat still cooking.

We hardly ever got to have all the food out at once.

Smdh

 

[IP360]

I hate grits

I hate cornbread

 

[DOS_patos]

I hate grits

I hate cornbread

?????

Hold this niggas arms....so I can fire off on his jaw.


Wait ...him an his family just not from the south.....



























Hold his arms anyway for some shit he might say later:haa:

 

[Rubato]

My bbqs never got that far.

Same two sisters get into a fight.
My dad gets drunk an fucks with everybody and tells them about theyself and calls my mom's family a bunch of bitches.
My cousin's fucks with neighbors and passerbys.

This all while the meat still cooking.

He hardly ever got to have all the food out at once.

Smdh

 

[Inori]

I hate cornbread

 

[IP360]

?????

Hold this niggas arms....so I can fire off on his jaw.


Wait ...him an his family just not from the south.....



























Hold his arms anyway for some shit he might say later:haa:

S.carolina born & raise. Lol

 

[DOS_patos]

S.carolina born & raise. Lol

Welp.....sir please don't make this difficult. Just give us the card!

 

[The Mad Titan]

Don't know how to play spades

Its my deadbeat daddys fault. Fuck that nigga

 

[The Mad Titan]

I can play bones tho

 

[konceptjones]

?????

Hold this niggas arms....so I can fire off on his jaw.


Wait ...him an his family just not from the south.....



























Hold his arms anyway for some shit he might say later:haa:

It's one thing to prefer salt and pepper or sugar on your grits 'cause you still like grits.
It's one thing to prefer cracklin cornbread to sweet/Jiffy cornbread/hot water cornbread/Jamaican festival 'cause one way or another you still eatin' cornbread.

But to not like EITHER at all???

 

[shutupGabi]

I ain’t never put mustard catsup or relish on ANYTHING.

What's black about basic condiments?