Shout out to everybody that has to take take a day off and refresh the package tracking site nonstop...

SneakDZA

SneakDZA

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...because these asshole delivery motherfuckers think shit is sweet enough to leave packages unattended on the streets of Brooklyn.

How you gonna ding dong ditch a whole gold necklace in a box that might as well say gold necklace on it and try to half-ass hide that shit under the welcome mat? In the hood? Like.. the rules here are if it's in somebody else's hands by the time I make it to the door it's theirs and I gotta fight them for it winner take all.

Package thieves are the scum of the earth (I know because I used to be one in high school) but lazy delivery people are their silent partners.

Thanks for listening. I just had to get that off my chest since I've been a hostage in my own home all day and my my girl's xmas gift is still "out for delivery"
 
Alle'Oop said:
Aye bruh, if it means anything..if I lived in NY and was aware that you post on AbW, and knew where you lived..

I'd steal that shit too
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Fair enough. When I see a package just laying there on the ground in front of a house my first instinct is "don't mind if I do" but then I remind myself that I'm civilized.

But if the mailman delivers the wrong shit to my house that's a whole different story. If anybody needs an electric wine bottle opener on the low or a card from Meemaw with no money in it I got got you.
 
DOS_patos said:
I just have them hold it an I go get it in the weekend or after work. Depending what crib it's sent to.
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LMAO. One tine I went to the UPS facility in long island to pick up a package. I don't know if you watch that show Broad City but their version of that shit is 100% accurate. It's a pile of random ass boxes in an abandoned airplane hanger and you just gotta show ID to get in the door and then dive in and look for your shit for an hour. That shit is like 10 black friday walmart fights at once.

Fuck that.

 
Elzo69Renaissance said:
The saga of the jewelry I ordered had to be the most frustrating thing ever
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Tell the story.

I used to get stressed when I had no bank account and had my first real money paying job and had to walk home at night after being at the check cashing place with a giant knot in my pocket after the dude behind the glass counted that shit out way out loud in slo-mo. But nothing compares to the pwerlessness of just hoping that all the stars align and the mailman doesn't just steal your shit or leave it on the damn sidewalk and call it a day.
 
Y'all see that nigga that fucked around and built the little glitter shit for the niggas that be stealing packages off porches and shit?
 
SneakDZA said:
PO box? I'm not selling child pornography or doing a MLM scam or trying to hide my playboy mags from my wife. I'm just a regular dude trying to get some hard earned packages delivered straight to his house. no homo.
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Yo crazy dog lol. The P.O. box is so your shit can be picked up so it don't get stolen. No one steals my packages but if it was a risk I would have them delivered somewhere safe.
 
SneakDZA said:
LMAO. One tine I went to the UPS facility in long island to pick up a package. I don't know if you watch that show Broad City but their version of that shit is 100% accurate. It's a pile of random ass boxes in an abandoned airplane hanger and you just gotta show ID to get in the door and then dive in and look for your shit for an hour. That shit is like 10 black friday walmart fights at once.

Fuck that.

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I gave a GOAT for the show and episode choice.
 
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