Top 3 Things That Annoy You About Ya Spouse

[🌊City]

Not surprised ChiChi made this thread.

This ain't a thread for single ladies........single lady

 

[Black]

This ain't a thread for single ladies........single lady

:word??:

 

[konceptjones]

I could write titangraphs about this... But I won't...

Besides, I just had a good session with my therapist earlier today and the last thing I need is to go backwards.

 

[The question]

Another relationship thread not in the relationship forum. Hmm

Might have to just merge everything under the cool table forum and call it a day

Move..This...Shit...B

 

[AZTG]

The fact she dont exist

 

[John Shippuden]

Bonus: While watching a show or movie and asking a question that she’ll have the answer to if she just keeps fucking watching

 

[🌊City]

Bonus: While watching a show or movie and asking a question that she’ll have the answer to if she just keeps fucking watching

'But why did they go in the house Jaaaasssooonnn'

 

[mryounggun]

1. Refuses to use the last of anything in a container if there is another container available. Mianly liquids though. Like juice and milk and shit.

2. Doesn't REALLY pay attention to tv shows and movies.

3. Reluctant to try new foods and experiences and shit.

 

[Dwayne]

I see the title has changed lol

 

[John Shippuden]

'But why did they go in the house Jaaaasssooonnn'

*Emily blunt hands Tom Cruise something that will be important later*


“What’s that?”

 

[mryounggun]

Bonus: While watching a show or movie and asking a question that she’ll have the answer to if she just keeps fucking watching

You be ANSWERING them shits? Lol. You better than me. Gotten to the point that I reply with silence. She gets the idea.

 

[ChicagoFigure]

1. Leaves faucets running for some strange af reason. Kitchen sink, bathroom sink, bath...it doesnt matter.
2. Never fully closes pops/sodas or anything with a twist off cap
3. Always wants to eat my GOTDAMN food n never finishes her own
Bonus: in the summer always put a/c on FAN not COLD

Sounds like a ratard

 

[The question]

I peep this still in the cool table,

Ap mods me different than everyone else

 

[mryounggun]

1. Leaves faucets running for some strange af reason. Kitchen sink, bathroom sink, bath...it doesnt matter.
2. Never fully closes pops/sodas or anything with a twist off cap
3. Always wants to eat my GOTDAMN food n never finishes her own
Bonus: in the summer always put a/c on FAN not COLD

Sounds like a ratard

Bruh this shit here would drive nigga up a wall. Grounds for divorce, if you ask me.

 

[loud-ninja]

I peep this still in the cool table,

Ap mods me different than everyone else

Might be a conspiracy against you, lol

 

[John Shippuden]

You be ANSWERING them shits? Lol. You better than me. Gotten to the point that I reply with silence. She gets the idea.

lol I just be like “keep watching” Or “I don’t know” (when I sure as hell know)

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Leaves cabinet doors, microwaves doors open

Been a couple times a nigga got hit in the head by a kitchen cabinet door left open

 

[mryounggun]

lol I just be like “keep watching” Or “I don’t know” (when I sure as hell know)

I used to hit her with the shoulder shrug and the 'Man, I don't eem know.'Then she'd kick me and be like 'Nigga you DO know!'. smh.

 

[onetoughmiracle]

Talks through any movie and then ask "What did he/say?"

Text me ad nauseam on either her days off or on mine.

Runs the hot water when I'm in the shower. I swear that shit almost has me like Larenz Tate in Dead Presidents...

 

[Tessai]

1. Nothing
2. Nada
3. Zip.......

Man my lady does this shit. Like fuck outta my phone I ain’t doing shit but looking at nerd comic book shit!