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Allergens said:
I didn’t know MLB stood for Major League Baseball

Was a Pac fan most of my teens and didn’t know 2pac was his real name

Didn’t know women get just as horny as men

Thought it was pronounced Wu Tang Klang

I got three funny stories too

When I was in school. One day during recess my friends were on merry go round singing a song. I go over to the merry go round and start singing the song too. They stopped I looked up still singing the song wit the teacher standing right there. I ended up having to go to the principles office and got written up.

Seems the learning disabled kids were at recess with us And the song they were singing was “LD FOLLOW ME, LEARNING DIS..ABLITY”. My dumbass thought they were singing learning this ability. Like the ability to go fast on the merry go round. I didn’t know kids were learning disabled. Principle didn’t believe me tho, she said that was stupid.


The second is after learning about that, I thought special teams in football meant that the guys on that squad had disabilities. Like when the crowd would go Moooooooooose after moose Johnson did something good. I thought they were saying that cause he was deaf and they were saying it loud so he could hear.

The third, ima a dumbass kid story. Round the time when Whoop there it is was out, my part of the city would play other parts of the city in ball at the boys and girls club. So on day we whuppin on a team from Monks Corner and the crowd is going “whoop there it is”. I thought cause we were at a b-ball game they were saying “Hoop Menace”.

So I’m hopping around the gym wit my friends yelling HOOP MENNNNACE” lol..this 13 year old kid. 6 years older than me at the time punches me in the stomach hard and fuck..and yells..THAT AINT THE WORDS FAGGOT

:cry:I learned that day
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yes,but Tupac's born name was Lesane Parish Crooks but his name was changed when he was 1.
 
I never knew that flap on a soda can that you open it with is meant to be flipped back and straw is supposed to be put in that hole and into the can
 
Rubato said:
Also, late pass but I just discovered the dope ass shit that is Google Lens
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Google does a terrible job of showcasing their products. I don't use lens as much as I should but I've been using it for a min.

Another feature that's exclusive to their phones is their call screening feature. Every single person that's called me that's heard it always ends up asking me what it is and how can they get it. If you're in the market for a new phone soon I highly recommend their pixel line
 
silverfoxx said:
Australia Associated Press. These one of those memes that grew legs. Even asked my lady who is a Biochemist/ Virologist and said that shit sounded bogus lol
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Did some more googles…the cancer fighting part could be a stretch but it still appears to be better for you than regular bananas
 
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