The Guest House Solution

[Goldie]

I don't regret any prior relationships because I feel there's a lesson within all of them. One of the things I've learned about myself is that I enjoy my privacy. That's one of the things that's holding me back from moving in with a woman, cuz I know there's gonna be days I'm not gonna wanna come home. I'ma look at the door and prolly cry. Just like...




I would just remain single but I wanna have a few kids and I don't want new niggas around my kids, so now I'm stuck.... so I thought. I've recently created a new system, called The Guest House Solution.

The Guest House Solution allows each person in the relationship to take a week away from everything and everybody in the guest house. This allows the person to not have to hear any nagging, no worries about the kids, etc.

Plus this also works for all relationships. Cuz every relationship needs some time where the 2 are apart to allow each other to miss the other person.

The week would be during her period, where she may be alil more moody, so I'm sure she would appreciate the week to herself as well. No sex would be missed so that's not an issue.


What are your thoughts on The Guest House Solution?​

 

[Golden]

I don't regret any prior relationships because I feel there's a lesson within all of them. One of the things I've learned about myself is that I enjoy my privacy. That's one of the things that's holding me back from moving in with a woman, cuz I know there's gonna be days I'm not gonna wanna come home. I'ma look at the door and prolly cry. Just like...




I would just remain single but I wanna have a few kids and I don't want new niggas around my kids, so now I'm stuck.... so I thought. I've recently created a new system, called The Guest House Solution.

The Guest House Solution allows each person in the relationship to take a week away from everything and everybody in the guest house. No calls (unless emergency), no talking, no nothing. This allows the person to not have to hear any nagging, no worries about the kids, etc.

Plus this also works for all relationships. Cuz every relationship needs some time where the 2 are apart to allow each other to miss the other person.

The week would be during her period, where she may be alil more moody, so I'm sure she would appreciate the week to herself as well. No sex would be missed so that's not an issue.


What are your thoughts on The Guest House Solution?​

assuming they have a guest house, that shld work. wld separate rooms have the same effect tho?

 

[Goldie]

assuming they have a guest house, that shld work. wld separate rooms have the same effect tho?

Only if it's in the basement with a separate entrance.

 

[Golden]

Only if it's in the basement with a separate entrance.

So you wanna be this dude, basically: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/creepy-zillow-listing-has-mystery-tenant-living-upstairs

anyway, time apart is good. I'd prefer to just use that week on a vacation with my girls rather than in a basement or guesthouse connected to my home, but do you boo.

 

[Goldie]

So you wanna be this dude, basically: https://www.thrillist.com/news/nation/creepy-zillow-listing-has-mystery-tenant-living-upstairs
.

no

 

[Golden]

wait, if each person in the relationship is taking a week off, wouldn't that mean they're only together for 2 weeks of the month? may as well keep separate residences imo.

 

[Eartha Clit]

 

[SeaSnake]

Seems reasonable I wouldn't be with having a week away from the wife and kids unless I had too.

 

[Eartha Clit]

You always were a little different.

 

[Goldie]

wait, if each person in the relationship is taking a week off, wouldn't that mean they're only together for 2 weeks of the month? may as well keep separate residences imo.

No.

For ex. I would get January (the week of her period), she would get Feb (the week of her period) and so on.

 

[Golden]

No.

For ex. I would get January (the week of her period), she would get Feb (the week of her period) and so on.

ahhh, alternating.

I like having my own space and cohabitating can be difficult, so a week off every 2 months would maintain the peace.

 

[Eartha Clit]

So a man cave is just not enough?

 

[Eartha Clit]

Is this 5 or 7 days?

 

[Golden]

if her week off is the week of her period, she aint gonna be enjoying her alone time. do you know how much it sucks getting your period during vacation?

 

[Goldie]

So a man cave is just not enough?

For some yea, me no.

Is this 5 or 7 days?

7 days

if her week off is the week of her period, she aint gonna be enjoying her alone time. do you know how much it sucks getting your period during vacation?

This is true. I guess for her week off she can choose a week that's not during her period.

 

[Eartha Clit]

I can see how this could work for some folks.

Issa no for me dawg.

 

[Joshie Kahn]

I aint living in no makeshift shed for a week foh goldie

 

[Goldie]

I aint living in no makeshift shed for a week foh goldie

You're thinking too small. My guest house might end up looking better than my main house lol

 

[Eartha Clit]

Tsk tsk.

 

[Joshie Kahn]

You're thinking too small. My guest house might end up looking better than my main house lol

I don't think the fam is gonna like that morty