What have you purchased from Temu?

[Black_Samson]

This nigga Dennis the Menace

Man I still ain’t used that shit yet.

I just don’t see how I can send a dart thru that slingshot without puncturing the hand that holds the sling shot upon release.

I may just use arrows with it. Fuck it.

take the reel attachment and put it on one of my old compound bows.

 

[loud-ninja]

Temu seems like ACME in disguise

 

[Playmaker88]

Its funny

Man I still ain’t used that shit yet.

I just don’t see how I can send a dart thru that slingshot without puncturing the hand that holds the sling shot upon release.

I may just use arrows with it. Fuck it.

take the reel attachment and put it on one of my old compound bows.

Aint nothing wrong with a lil tetanus

 

[Black_Samson]

Its funny
Aint nothing wrong with a lil tetanus

Man that’s 10 shots in the abdomen.

I’m good

 

[Black_Samson]

They could make a whole new Final Destination movie just from shit you can buy on Temu.

 

[Playmaker88]

Im intrigued
Browses temu

 

[Playmaker88]

Ok so how does this work surely they aint given you know free shit, is this laced with asbestos led paint fill me in

 

[TTBF]

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They could make a whole new Final Destination movie just from shit you can buy on Temu.

Go ahead and test God.

 

[mryounggun]

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They could make a whole new Final Destination movie just from shit you can buy on Temu.

'Here lies Black Samson'

 

[AP2.5]

Ok so how does this work surely they aint given you know free shit, is this laced with asbestos led paint fill me in

You play Madden and root for the cowboys. Go ahead and make the cypher complete

 

[AP2.5]

Frfr though @Playmaker88 , leave that shit alone b lol

You see how they got Samson

 

[Black_Samson]

Frfr though @Playmaker88 , leave that shit alone b lol

You see how they got Samson

Man I just like putting shit in the cart and never hitting pay now

 

[Playmaker88]

Bout to by some SeaMonkeys, kryptonite and xray glasses

 

[Rubato]

Man I just like putting shit in the cart and never hitting pay now

Nahh they start blowing up your notifications when you leave shit in the cart

 

[Black_Samson]

Nahh they start blowing up your notifications when you leave shit in the cart

That’s true.

But I also have all their shit sent to a junk folder

 

[Black_Samson]

Temu just Harbor Freights with extra shit.

 

[AP2.5]

Temu just Harbor Freights with extra shit.

Now I stay in harbor freight

 

[Rubato]

The fake Pro Combat draws I got off Temu my favorite draws though (pause)

 

[Black_Samson]

Now I stay in harbor freight

I mean as long as it ain’t load bearing, spins or contains pressure then you good…


They sell malformed shit that legit companies toss to them and then HF slaps their labels on the products.

You can peel back labels on some of the angle grinder wheels and see the OG companies label.

I want to say FRAM oil filters do the same thing.

 

[Black_Samson]

Man they really bout to have me spend more than 20 dollars this go round.