Real shit.
Had this happen to a young me before. The jokes is funny, but when it happens, the shit is dumb awkward.
Like, i met this chick. Chilled with her at the bar. Convo went well. I can she showered and is clean as fuck. We back at the crib. Get to kissing. Clothes come off, boom, shit smell fishy.
So now what? Shit literally be that scene in movies where the turn table scratch and the party stops.
Real shit, the worst part of me wanted to come out and be like yo your pussy smell, get the fuck out. But, the other side of me is like yo other than this, she a nice ass person and I shouldnt hurt her.
All this while she gobbling my dick and doing a great job.
Its only one way to handle the situation.
She finish sucking and thinks its her turn, i tell her I dont eat pussy. Lmaooooooooooo. She super disappointed.
I put the condom on and went in holding my breath. Soon as she said she came, I said I me 2 and ran to the bathroom like ima toss the condom without letting her see I never busted.
Then come back and tell her thank you for the great night, it was fun, i got work in the morning, and call her a cab.
All because I didnt want to hurt feelings. Im too nice at times.