Yea, one day I was riding home wit my aunt, I'm in the passenger. We whip the corner to the street we live on and this baaaad thing in a grey sweat top and grey sweat bottom walking wit my next door neighbor.
Ass so fat it was fat in the sweats, she look like jada pinket in low down dirty shame, but wit a big ol ass. Can't shot my shoot in front of my aunt cause she gone embarrass me. So soon as we get to the house.
I rush in, hit the mouth wash, change to a fresh shirt, grab a fitted and jetted outside. Ill timing she right outside my house. Asked her her name, told a few jokes, gave a few compliments, and I got her number.
Ion do that wait shit, hit her up 3 hours later to suggest a movie night out. Side note (took her to see Mystery Men)
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Fuck was i on?
Anyway, she says she's gone come through to my spot later, we're gonna head there in a cab. I was bout 15 and only had a learners permit.
So I'm sooo fucking excited cause I know ima be feeling on that booty at some point. So she calls me to tell me she's outside. I got outside and shorty had on a big fluffy Minne Mouse type dress, we huge red bow in her hair.
I just stood there
:df:Then it hit me, I never even asked her her age. Maybe she's younger than I thought. I finessed a question to see her ID. And nope, she 15 just like me.
I'm think, what the fuck is this, who the fuck dresses like a child at 15? Then on top of that, cause the dress is fluffy, u can't even see the ass. So if my friends catch me wit her, I can't even be like
Da ass tho...
So I'm thinking, shit it's a Thursday, ima take her to the hood spot, nobody gone be there. NOPE, dat shit pack like a muthafuck. Bruh we step out the cab and everybody lookin at us and snickerin. I tried to play da distance and act like I wasn't wit her but at the same time.
Not act cause I still wanted to feel on the booty. Anyway, movie was trash, ended up dating for a minute,felt up the booty, finger popped it, got close to smashing but never smashed.
Fake flirted wit one of her friends, she threatened to have me run down on from da niggaz on her block. Put a nigga on the phone who talked made greesy..when he was done I said
Ok....
She hopped on the phone talking bout what u mean ok nigga we serious...
I said aight I'm home..grabbed my uncles revolver and sat on the porch.
She called me back talking bout I had u scared didn't I
I fucking went off on that bitch, hollering bout u was about to get a nigga killed.
I think that was the day we broke up..
This story goes on but that not the point of this thread
