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You’re going Through a dry spell...

i went 11 months on two separate occasions...


and if a nigga in jail, i guess however long my sentence is
 
Kandy said:
How long can you jack off/masturbate before enough is enough!
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I would have had to have run through the first and second string, the bench warmers, and the reserves before it got to that point...




























... Right, so it was about Feb or March back in '99 and I went through a two week dry spell. Shit was heading into week 3 and I got desperate. Porn tapes wasn't cuttin it no more, internet porn all looked the same, so I pulled out my high school black book and hit up damned near every broad in it all at once. Still no takers. Thursday rolls around and still nothing. That night I walked down to Moe's liquor stoe at about 1am to cop some brew. I go in and shoot the shit with Moe and whoever else was behind the counter. This chunky as shit sooooper Becky sounding white chick came in asking Moe where his wine was at and we had a little chuckle about how "white" she sounded. Anywho I bounce and ask Moe if his payphone outside worked 'cause I was finna hit up this ER nurse to see if she could fall through after her shift and blubber Becky heard me and chimed in "I can come over if you want...". I ignored her and walked over to the payphone and made my call.

Nurse hoe was pulling a double so she said she wouldn't be over until around 6am and she would drop me off at the office when we got done. Aiight bet, dry spell finna be over when I get up in the morning. I hang up the phone and turn to foot it back to the crib when Becky pulled up next to me and was like "Are you going to let me come to your place?". I took a good look at her in her white Bonneville. She looked a bit fluffier than when she was in the store, face was somewhat cute, titties were sitting under her chin like some flotation devices, and the smell of wine assaulted my nose with each word she spoke.

"Well, can we go back to your place?"
"Fuck it, I'm across the tracks over there."

I get in the car and directed her to the guest parking lot at my apartments. I do a quick check of the parking next to my building and neither my boys or the fine ass chick next to them are home, so I ain't finna get clowned for bringing the Michelin woman to the crib.

I downed my first quart of Miller High Life while making smalltalk. I'm ready for my next bottle of brew but first I gotta take a major piss. I handle my biz an when I come out the bathroom I'm greeted by a naked chunky white chick sittin on my couch. I got beer in me so a bruh like "fuck it". I take my shit off and proceed to fuck the living daylights outta that broad.
 
When u get to that point where a chick make eye contact wit u, and u already imagine giving her the world...lol

Nah..u just horny, u dont wanna give her shit..u need some pussy..tryna get pussy when u want pussy is the worst. Cause shit that u shouldnt do, seem like it ain't no big deal. Then u look at that shit months later..and it's like

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Ur a filthy ass nigga
 
konceptjones said:
I would have had to have run through the first and second string, the bench warmers, and the reserves before it got to that point...




























... Right, so it was about Feb or March back in '99 and I went through a two week dry spell. Shit was heading into week 3 and I got desperate. Porn tapes wasn't cuttin it no more, internet porn all looked the same, so I pulled out my high school black book and hit up damned near every broad in it all at once. Still no takers. Thursday rolls around and still nothing. That night I walked down to Moe's liquor stoe at about 1am to cop some brew. I go in and shoot the shit with Moe and whoever else was behind the counter. This chunky as shit sooooper Becky sounding white chick came in asking Moe where his wine was at and we had a little chuckle about how "white" she sounded. Anywho I bounce and ask Moe if his payphone outside worked 'cause I was finna hit up this ER nurse to see if she could fall through after her shift and blubber Becky heard me and chimed in "I can come over if you want...". I ignored her and walked over to the payphone and made my call.

Nurse hoe was pulling a double so she said she wouldn't be over until around 6am and she would drop me off at the office when we got done. Aiight bet, dry spell finna be over when I get up in the morning. I hang up the phone and turn to foot it back to the crib when Becky pulled up next to me and was like "Are you going to let me come to your place?". I took a good look at her in her white Bonneville. She looked a bit fluffier than when she was in the store, face was somewhat cute, titties were sitting under her chin like some flotation devices, and the smell of wine assaulted my nose with each word she spoke.

"Well, can we go back to your place?"
"Fuck it, I'm across the tracks over there."

I get in the car and directed her to the guest parking lot at my apartments. I do a quick check of the parking next to my building and neither my boys or the fine ass chick next to them are home, so I ain't finna get clowned for bringing the Michelin woman to the crib.

I downed my first quart of Miller High Life while making smalltalk. I'm ready for my next bottle of brew but first I gotta take a major piss. I handle my biz an when I come out the bathroom I'm greeted by a naked chunky white chick sittin on my couch. I got beer in me so a bruh like "fuck it". I take my shit off and proceed to fuck the living daylights outta that broad.
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You told this before right? I feel like this a scumbag story
 
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