Lol...dead at Taliban soilders calling you " my main man" and pouring oil down ur throat
In that case I'm picking African Warlords. Seems less harsh than some videos I've seen of the other two groups.The African Warlords are the worst.
I heard if they capture two POWs, they put them in a cell together with knives and a stove. Then they wait until one of the POWs gets hungry enough to eat the other one. Then they release the one that survived and let him go home.
My next one gonna get back on track bI generally like these "would you rather " threads but you missed with this one.