- E.D.
- Stress
- Wack puss
- Stank puss
- Hearing too many noises in the woods
- Baby woke
- Wack head
- Too rough
- 4play too extreme
- Room dirty
- Roaches and other vermin crawling around
- Too loud
- She got warrants
- Just remembered you forgot to pay light bill
- You want her thicker friend instead who's watchin
- You too high
- You too drunk and about to hurl
- She too drunk and about to hurl
- You got the bubble guts
- She let out a silent fart that rivals a biological weapon of mass destruction
- She can't take the D
- Too wet
- Caught a cramp in right foot and left calf
- Accidental headbutt
- Sex game on struggle status
- She fucc'd the shyt outta you and now you're drained
- She called you by another man's name
- You called her by her sister's name
- She's still on social media while fuccin
- Too busy tryin get a good selfie pic...#MoodRightNow
- You Keep droppin the phone while tryin to record
- Your cardio is fugazi
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