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Whose to blame?

Lotta factors but surveys says number one answer is.......Wack box. Too loose. Too dry. Pungent odor. Visually unappealing.


Same if the box dries up. Chances are the man ain't doing it for her is the number one answer
 
Depends. Factors are limitless...

- E.D.
- Stress
- Wack puss
- Stank puss
- Hearing too many noises in the woods
- Baby woke
- Wack head
- Too rough
- 4play too extreme
- Room dirty
- Roaches and other vermin crawling around
- Too loud
- She got warrants
- Just remembered you forgot to pay light bill
- You want her thicker friend instead who's watchin
- You too high
- You too drunk and about to hurl
- She too drunk and about to hurl
- You got the bubble guts
- She let out a silent fart that rivals a biological weapon of mass destruction
- She can't take the D
- Too wet
- Caught a cramp in right foot and left calf
- Accidental headbutt
- Sex game on struggle status
- She fucc'd the shyt outta you and now you're drained
- She called you by another man's name
- You called her by her sister's name
- She's still on social media while fuccin
- Too busy tryin get a good selfie pic...#MoodRightNow
- You Keep droppin the phone while tryin to record
- Your cardio is fugazi

...and it just keeps going and going.
 
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