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what's the biggest woman (weight wise) you ever dated?

It was this really really really big girl, she had to be 350+

Can't even say we dated. It was definitely a sex thing. And I had to end it cuz it was too good.

My home boy was on her girl and we was over their apartment, and big girl was talking about how she's a head instructor.

Like she gives classes teaching chicks how to give top tier A+ head.

Of course I found the shit hilarious, and I fucked around and found out. Prolly smashed big girl like 3-4 times... But I had to give it up... No way I could let someone I wasn't attracted to have me like that. I felt bad cuz there was no other interest other than getting head, and I felt bad for even entertaining that.

Plus anytime head makes you question your morals.... It can't be good for you.
 
Duwop said:
It was this really really really big girl, she had to be 350+

Can't even say we dated. It was definitely a sex thing. And I had to end it cuz it was too good.

My home boy was on her girl and we was over their apartment, and big girl was talking about how she's a head instructor.

Like she gives classes teaching chicks how to give top tier A+ head.

Of course I found the shit hilarious, and I fucked around and found out. Prolly smashed big girl like 3-4 times... But I had to give it up... No way I could let someone I wasn't attracted to have me like that. I felt bad cuz there was no other interest other than getting head, and I felt bad for even entertaining that.

Plus anytime head makes you question your morals.... It can't be good for you.
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This was Big Marcy in the dorms for me. She had to be pushing 350+, prolly closer to foe hunnid. We never dated, per se, it was all about sex and our proximity to each other (she was literally 3 doors down on the other side of the hallway). All it took was a 3am phone call after a night of drinking heavy with her and her girls and me losing at strip poker to get it started.

And the head was some of the best I've ever had to this day. "Spectacular" is prolly the only way to describe it. And she was always willing to either fuck or just give me head, I just had to knock on her door.

Had to leave it alone 'cause I fucked around and met a chick I was actually interested in.
 
Bruh shit like that be scary. Cuz your guard gets let down, the next thing you know

Boom

I'm pregnant.... And you looking dumb as shit. Shorty already had one son...I wasn't tryna get caught up with that kinda drama
 
Duwop said:
Bruh shit like that be scary. Cuz your guard gets let down, the next thing you know

Boom

I'm pregnant.... And you looking dumb as shit. Shorty already had one son...I wasn't tryna get caught up with that kinda drama
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Oh, best believe we had a pregnancy scare 'cause of a condom that popped on the last stroke. I pulled out quick as shit but didn't know if anything got in her or not. Waiting on her period to come was the worst two weeks of college 'cause wasn't no way I was trying to have a kid with her ass. When she knocked on my door and said "it came today" I was happy as shit.
 
Duwop said:
It was this really really really big girl, she had to be 350+

Can't even say we dated. It was definitely a sex thing. And I had to end it cuz it was too good.

My home boy was on her girl and we was over their apartment, and big girl was talking about how she's a head instructor.

Like she gives classes teaching chicks how to give top tier A+ head.

Of course I found the shit hilarious, and I fucked around and found out. Prolly smashed big girl like 3-4 times... But I had to give it up... No way I could let someone I wasn't attracted to have me like that. I felt bad cuz there was no other interest other than getting head, and I felt bad for even entertaining that.

Plus anytime head makes you question your morals.... It can't be good for you.
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lmaaoooo 350 is insane

thats how much rick ross use to weigh you going to hell sir
 
Yall be throwing me off with the term "dated". I was the king of one night stands when I was single. If we went on a "date", I was trying to fuck and if there was no chance of fucking then you had to be special for me to think about trying again.


To answer the question.
about 5'10 220lbs. Back in my epic Puerto Rican run while living in NYC. Shoutout Michelle. Remember when we almost fell off your balcony in Canarsie?
 
thatboyd1zz said:
lmaaoooo 350 is insane

thats how much rick ross use to weigh you going to hell sir
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Bruh, all imma say is she will never go broke...

Big girl was like 23-24 already making STACKS off every class.. and she had a full time job.

I'm just saying, it's not the worst life.... Just wasn't for me..
 
Also men don't understand woman weight...

Y'all be thinking chicks 140 and they really 180.

Make'em step on a scale. 🧐
 
Loquacious said:
Smh. So big bitches only good for head and fucking only.


I’m offended. I hate you niggas.
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Shit ill wife a big girl they know how to cook. Kitchen stay full. The thing about bad bitches is they arent funny niggas like to laugh too average & fat girls are more hilarious and know how to have a good time
 
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