I stole some bubblicious bubble gum behind my mama back once in the quikchek cuz she told she wont buyin me shit. Basically i opened it when she turned her back and stuffed all that shit in my mouth.
Stole a $100 out of a preacher's Bible who was at a hospital visiting the sick and shut in. Think I was 12. Felt real bad about that looking back it years later smh
Stole mad transformers and GI Joe's out of this store called Rose's. Got caught and my mom damn near beat the life out of me in the parking lot. That heffa beat my ass for 30min. My aunt almost felt bad for me but didn't stop my mom.
Stole my first pair of football cleets from the coach's son. My mom bought me some wack ass McGregor's golf/football cleets. Niggas laughed me off the field so I said fuck that caught the coach slipping and ganked him.
Honestly don't remember the first time, but that shit became habitual in middle school. Used to hit the Albertson's across the street from my crib every morning. I stole mostly junk food and sold it at school.
3 years old. Moms had me up in Krogers with her. She's busy with the cashier and I'm lookin at candy and shit. A Snickers had fallen on the floor under the rack so me being 3 I was like "yeah, thems me", picked it up and tried to walk out with it. Got caught, hand and butt tapped, had to apologize to the cashier, and moms explained about shoplifting and alladat on that long ass ride home.
Lmfaooo i remember being in gamestop alone for my first time and looking at all the games thinking it would be easy af to steal whatever i wanted. Luckily i opened up the case and saw there was no game otherwise i probably would have done the same shit.
Used to steal Backwoods from tha store all tha time back in tha day...me and my nigga used to call it “cuffy stuffy”...
As an early 20yr old before “prepump gas” days me and my niggaz used to go to gas stations with a big ass truck pulled in front of tha window and steal gas...fuck around and we be caravan’n somewhere and we’d fill up 3 cars...used to call that a “perfect opportunity” lmao
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