Why do people like black licorice?
-I’d imagine because they like it. Different people like different shit.
Why Assjobs ain't as popular as foot fetishes?
-Good question. Maybe they are? And just aren’t as mainstream as footjobs yet?
Why Trump ain't in Jail?
-In due time.
Why Nicki Minaj be doxxing folks?
-Because she’s seemingly a terrible human being
Why Kendrick Lamar didn't get a Pulitzer for TPAB?
-Cuz it was…nevermind.
Why women pants don't be having pockets?
-Some women’s pants do have pockets.
Why Stephen A Smith ain't shave his head?
-He feels like he successfully pulling of the punches back look. I kinda agree.
Why the Last Friday ain't get done ?
-Because Chris Tucker don’t wanna do that shit and cuz most of us ain’t interested in that shit anyway.
Why do people say pissed myself vs pissed "on" myself?
-Dunno. By far the most random question.
Why KD don't brush his hair?
-BRUH!!!! That nigga don’t give a FUCK!
Why Chyna not in the WWE Hall of Fame?
-I’d have assumed she was. Interesting.
Why does Hillary Swank lips look so dry?
-Never noticed. Meaning they prolly don’t like dry and you just buggin’
Why Cigarettes ain't banned?
-Cuz the lobbyist would never allow that. And cuz the same thing that happened with Prohibition would happen if they banned cigs. People want what they want and they’ll get it, no matter what.
Why is Apple company not viewed as evil?
-I must recuse myself from this one.
Why Utah Jazz didn't change their name?
-Why would they? There’s a long tradition of teams relocating and not changing non-sensical nicknames. Why the fuck are the lakers still the lakers?
