Terrible punchline thread

[BobOblah]

post shameful punchlines.

 

[BobOblah]

“Now you get to watch her leave,
Out the window, guess that's why they call it window pane“

“I guess when your stars align/You do like the solar system and plan it out”

 

[Word....Life]

“I’m flier tha you every been...muthafucka you never fly like a pelican!!” ~ Un Casa Outtro

My nigga...pelicans CAN and DO fly

 

[BobOblah]

This is what inspired this thread:

 

[KINGEC]

I fill her up...

BALLOONS.

 

[Norrin_Radd]

This nigga Fabolous said:

Her feet killing her. I call it shoeicide


Which one of his yes men was hyping this line like it was dope?

 

[onetoughmiracle]

Sweet thing, just to think of you dippin'
Would have me with the blue's so hard, you would think I was crippin'

 

[Silverfoxx]

"Had me out like a light" Drake

 

[Dwayne]

"Had me out like a light" Drake

Does that qualify as punch-line though?

 

[Infamous114]

Does that qualify as punch-line though?

Nope...terrible post by @silverfoxx

 

[Dwayne]

Nope...terrible post by @silverfoxx

As im going through the thread, I feel like some dont meet the requirements of a punchline

 

[genocide_cutter]

"I must stash like the hair between your lip and your nose"

“Hit a nigga in his chin and make him chill,that’s what I call a chinchilla”

“He hop up I shoot him in the hip, you can call that hip hop”

 

[BDP™️]

“I treat you like milk
Do nothin but spoil you”

 

[ChicagoFigure]

I aint from russia so bitch why u rushin

Im just kiddin like jason

Never catch me slip cuz if i slip then im slippin

I think i always post those 3 in these kinda threads

 

[Pachá12]

“I treat you like milk
Do nothin but spoil you”

Beat me to it. Flip was before his time!

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Not a punchline but juelz

"Im the most incredible to ever do this here
Ull never do this here,
Ill forever do this...yyyeah"

 

[Word....Life]

“Like Rocky III and tha death of Apollo Creed!!”~ Juelz Santana

Apollo Creed died in Rocky IV smh

 

[ChicagoFigure]

Remy ma:
If he fuck around and i dont happen to cum
U can be my ex, thats where im from

Her whole verse on all the way up remix is cringeworthy i hate her writing

 

[Word....Life]

One of Camron’s funnier lines that I like but I hear people who all shit about...

“I make China stretch like Yoa Ming”

:word?:

 

[BDP™️]

Pink mink Dipset Cam had a lot of bullshit punchlines with is “wacky tacky, laffy taffy” flow lmao