In 2015 I broke up with a girl I was seeing. Went to a concert. Ended up getting way more turnt than I should have. Met some hippy chicks, smoked up with them while they taught me how to Hula Hoop. Like 10 Somerbys later I try to drive home. Taking a turn on an off-ramp on the highway, I get my car stuck in a ditch. I call a tow truck. While waiting, some uppity fag gets out and tries to help me. I tell him I've got it under control, waiting for a lift out. He calls the cops, I get cuffed, chucked in the cruiser, and breathalyzed. They search the car. I had an ounce of kush, a knife, and pepper spray. End up with weapons charges, drugs charges, and an impaired driving charge. Pled guilty to the impaired in exchange for the other 2 being dropped.
On January 3rd, I came back from the afterhours with some friends. I had a bunch of perico left and went to town. I got so high I ended up hallucinating. Started hearing things and freaked out. Ran outside in the snow with no shirt and got into an argument with my neighbour who called the police. The cops wanted to take me to a holding cell. I was not in the mood for that. They grab my hands and legs. I start kicking. Caught a big nose officer in the face with an
Anderson Silva toe-kick and his nose starts gushing blood. They throw me in the back of the car, he punches me a few times in the back of the head, and then an ambulance comes. I end up going in the ambulance due to the severity of my intoxication.
Turns out I was overdosing. Sustained a bunch of kidney damage, they gave me clot-busting drugs, held me for about 72 hours. Took me about 2 days to actually come down all the way. On my last day at the hospital, the police served me with a promise to appear for
Assault of a Peace Officer. That charge was withdrawn about 2 weeks ago.
I also had some run-ins as a young offender but it will take too long to write all my arrests.
