*Spinoff* Lauryn Hill's Pre-Show Ritual

[1/2]

What does she do to prepare for showtime???

wrong, exaggerated answers only

I think she downloads no limit albums on dial up

keep it going, I gotta run

 

[Big Lurko]

:umf3:

 

[Mooney]

She writes down her public apology on why she gonna miss her next show

 

[Mooney]

Pras and Wyclef gotta run that train so she can sing To Zion

 

[Herbal Kint]

Walks 50 laps around the venue, with breathers after every 5

 

[1/2]

if Jeezy can bake a whole cake in 30 minutes flat, how many cakes would the snowman have baked by the time Lauryn shows for her set?

 

[NAWLEDGE_GOD]

Watches The Entire Godfather Trilogy @ .25% Speed

 

[Mooney]

if Jeezy can bake a whole cake in 30 minutes flat, how many cakes would the snowman have baked by the time Lauryn shows for her set?

The answer is infinity because Lauryn never shows up

 

[Mooney]

Lauryn watches her career flash by as a pre show ritual...then she calls out...with 0 sick days left

 

[1/2]

waits for @Love to drop a pic

files an amended tax return

creates alternate endings for Do the Right Thing

 

[Lou Cypher]

Sacrifices a chicken

 

[OhMars]

Fills out a job application at Target

 

[Mooney]

Lauryn Hill books Lauren Hills next ten shows... only to call out the day before.

 

[NAWLEDGE_GOD]

Throws A Watch Party For Halley's Comet

Spoiler

Halley's comet will next appear in the night sky in the year 2062.

 

[Goldie]

 

[OhMars]

Why do I still get notifications for this thread lol

 

[5 Grand]

She listens to Game's entire discography and counts the name drops.

 

[Mooney]

waits for @Love to drop a pic

files an amended tax return

creates alternate endings for Do the Right Thing

I hope you keep Radio alive!

 

[DMorgan]

She listens to Game's entire discography and counts the name drops.

Damn!!!

 

[StringerBell]

She listens to Game's entire discography and counts the name drops.