I have pimped my pen, on cold Michigan nights And the bitch didn't freeze up on me, when I wanted her to write it I have pimped my pen in the hot California sun And the bitch didn't drip, smell, or run As she turned the trick pages, from looseleaf to zig-zags I have pimped my pen and she is number one in my stable For I have yet not got a refill, for her I love her that's why she keeps, performing for me I have pimped my pen, and she is number one, in my stable Pleasure, is the treasure that the girl sells all day Pleasure is the reason that she brings daddy his cash Dedicated the hoe, dedicate for sure Dripping willows on satin pillows Love is being checked, from a hoe Dead presidents still getting their fuck on I'm so happy because ain't nothing like a lollipop That gets sucked, ALL day long A tangy, little candy drop I love it when she brings me the pay Dedicated like everyday... to the sunshine Yeah my hoe brings me mine For like she says she does And I believed her when I accept it Yeah I got pimp bones in my body And I rock them, like la-di-da-di I rock them, mighty hardy, like la-di-da-di I got pimp bones in my body