Porch pirate caught in the act, gets stuck in the snow

[konceptjones]

Let's all laugh at this man's misfortune.

 

[Whatevathehell]

Damn homeiwner who called cops was actually giving him tips on to get the car unstuck..ridiculous..cant be stealing folks shit.

 

[King Freeman]

Let's all laugh at this man's misfortune.

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Bet that's a brampton mans lmaooooo. Why it have to be a nigga from here?

 

[King Freeman]

Damn homeiwner who called cops was actually giving him tips on to get the car unstuck..ridiculous..cant be stealing folks shit.

All you really need is the license plate. He had that.

 

[Ghost313]

Lmao. Dude panicked, got his Fun With Dick and Jane car stuck.

 

[Big Lurko]

Canada...

 

[King Freeman]

Easier to just order shit and claim someone stole it. These niggas stupid lmao. I'll never understand. Don't even know what they stealing most of the time for that risk. Smh.

I love it when Amazon just leave shit at the door. "Thanks for the free shit"

 

[Black_Samson]

I woulda came back out with my weed wacker with the gravel chain attached and tore his shit the fuck up.

 

[Big Lurko]

I woulda came back out with my weed wacker with the gravel chain attached and tore his shit the fuck up.

And kill him in the process right?

Been taking ya meds?

 

[King Freeman]

I woulda came back out with my weed wacker with the gravel chain attached and tore his shit the fuck up.

Also stupid.

 

[Black_Samson]

And kill him in the process right?

Been taking ya meds?

No and No.

 

[Black_Samson]

Thievery is some shit that deserves a creative response.

Make a mother fucker think twice, "nah what if they keep me and feed me nothing but navy beans cottage cheese and coca-cola like the last house"

 

[Disanthrope]

That's canada? No wonder they were giving him advice lol. They were super helpful

 

[Rickyrich]

insant karma

 

[Rickyrich]

Bet that's a brampton mans lmaooooo. Why it have to be a nigga from here?

LMAO def a brampon man u can tell cuz they cant drive out there

 

[The Lonious Monk]

lol @ the dude giving advice.

Also, WTF @ the woman saying she didn't know the number to the police and then saying it was going to his phone. Maybe Canada doesn't have 911 so I might understand the first part, but how in the hell did she not know she was calling his line?

 

[Rickyrich]

lol @ the dude giving advice.

Also, WTF @ the woman saying she didn't know the number to the police and then saying it was going to his phone. Maybe Canada doesn't have 911 so I might understand the first part, but how in the hell did she not know she was calling his line?

i think she doesnt know the non emergency line

 

[Mr.LV]

Lol the driveway was wide enough, this idiot can not fucking drive lol

 

[Northside7]

LMAO def a brampon man u can tell cuz they cant drive out there

One of the many reasons why I will never live there.

 

[Rickyrich]

One of the many reasons why I will never live there.

man i had to go out there to grab something and it was hell .