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People who follow movie news are f***ing retarded

Soul_Rattler

Soul_Rattler

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If you're someone who doesn't need the world to put the "not all" disclaimer after every generalized statement, kudos. You are actually intelligent and this thread isn't really for you.

This is for the mouth breathers who think that every black male role should go to Michael B Jordan, Idris Elba, or for some odd reason Michael Jai White.

This is for the knuckle dragging morons who collectively erupt into a social media uproar everytime someone new gets casted as Batman or the Joker, only to pretend they were initially happy with the casting 4 years and a billion dollars at the box office later.

And most of all, this is for the jackasses who think that an actor should only play a novel, comic, or previously adapted character if they already most closely resemble that character in real life. As if VFX don't exist. As if make up doesn't exist. As if it's impossible for an actor to gain or lose weight or build muscle. As if there was ever going to be a movie where the plot was going to be centered on Wolverine being a borderline midget.

Go fuck yourselves.
 
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you seem easily upset brah

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wanna talk about it?
 
Inori said:
No names named? lol
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Why bother? These forums never seem to last long enough to prove it. The dumbfucks at ALLHIPHOP tanked the IC before anyone could be called out for the bitch fits they threw over Heath Ledger and Ben Affleck.

HBO - DC's The Batman

A report Thursday that Robert Pattinson could take on the role of Batman has some crying, "Holy miscast!" According to Variety, the actor is close to sealing a deal to play "The Batman" in the forthcoming Warner Bros. superhero film that is Matt Reeves is directing...
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Look at the first page. 4 years from now the same people bitching are going to be the most smug sons of bitches on Earth: "mY BoY bOb PaT fUcKiNg kIlLeD iT! I WaS tHe OnLy oNe wHo hAd fAiTh In Him EvEr SiNcE hIs tWiLiGHt dAyS!"


Beta said:
Lol I feel him


lol I remember when the little mermaid casting news came along....
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As if Disney is planning on some hillbilly mermaid men floating up in a chipped red pickup seashell like "Hey! We dont take kindly to you colored fish folk round here! Now git!"
 
soul, it just be jokes on here brah lol

I think at the end of the day, we just want good movies

all the other shit just helps time go by
 
AP21 said:
soul, it just be jokes on here brah lol

I think at the end of the day, we just want good movies

all the other shit just helps time go by
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Edit: You know what, I can't just respond with a gif. Cause you're wrong.

SOME of us just want good movies with good actors, a good script, good directing and good production.

Others want whatever version of the movie that's in their heads and refuse to accept a movie for what it is on it's own merit. From the Marvel fanboys who successfully tanked 2 X Men films to the (Marvel) fanboys who pressured Warner Bros into fucking both Justice League and Zack Snyder's career in one stroke nh.

Someone has to call out that segment of the viewing audience who consistently cares more about what studio is making what film and what actor already reminds them of the role their going to act... as if their job isn't literally to portray something they're not.
 
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