Name this group of Black superheroes--what are their powers?

[All_Might]

Move over Avengers. A new team of heroes has arrived. All they need is a name and some abilities




From the left:
Rose & Gold (Crimefighting couple, Rose uses a lasso that can attract itself to any man, Gold emits high pitched frequencies from his mouth)
The Urchin (a psychotic antihero that confuses his enemies with bold yet flawed statements.)
Darker Knight (Does everything Batman can do except blacker)
Lugg (can pull any object known to man out of his suitcase)

 

[ImaInfluenza]

From left to right



Bizarro Nas —Main ability is the be the total opposite of his namesake

Desiigner—Ability to go from a man named Oscar to looking like a Grammy

BMX—no powers, a rich guy who fights crime dressed as a new bike tire

Cock Roach—Porn star turn vigilante..famous quote “everybody gangsta till the cock starts flying”

Muave Gawd—powers are almost what they are supposed to be like Muave is almost pink, he can almost fly, he is almost strong, he is almost invincible

 

[unspoken_respect]

The one in the middle has a finished copy of Donda.

 

[Bobjones]

Left to right

The Booty Bandit: drives a hot pink horse and carriage called The Bootymobile. Main attack is quick drawing a dildo shaped revolver in tense standoffs with straight dudes. Famous oneliner - "this penis is big enough for the both of us".

The Gold Digger: fell into a pit of molten gold when he was an impoverished child, he now uses his luxurious body to seduce rich women and steal all their shit to give to the poor.

Brass Knuckle: turned into a giant spiky abomination after a nuclear meltdown occured beside the BDSM party he attended. He now takes down perverts in nightclubs and alleyways. Special attack - ignoring the safe word.

CoronaMan: turned into a half bat half human after contracting the coronavirus. Originally joined with batman but left the Batcave cuz Alfred is racist asf. Special attack: suffocating anti-vaxxers with a surgeons mask.

Pink Panther: the only dude in Wakanda without superpowers. Wanted to be a superhero so bad but became Black Panthers valet driver instead. Special attack: fuzzy dice grenades.

 

[All_Might]

Left to right

The Booty Bandit: drives a hot pink horse and carriage called The Bootymobile. Main attack is quick drawing a dildo shaped revolver in tense standoffs with straight dudes. Famous oneliner - "this penis is big enough for the both of us".

The Gold Digger: fell into a pit of molten gold when he was an impoverished child, he now uses his luxurious body to seduce rich women and steal all their shit to give to the poor.

Brass Knuckle: turned into a giant spiky abomination after a nuclear meltdown occured beside the BDSM party he attended. He now takes down perverts in nightclubs and alleyways. Special attack - ignoring the safe word.

BadAzzBlack: turned into a half bat half human after contracting the coronavirus. Originally joined with batman but left the Batcave cuz Alfred is racist asf. Special attack: suffocating anti-vaxxers with a surgeons mask.

Pink Panther: the only dude in Wakanda without superpowers. Wanted to be a superhero so bad but became Black Panthers valet driver instead. Special attack: fuzzy dice grenades.

LMAOOO

 

[Bobjones]

Bumped cuz I like the thread idea. Get the creative juices flowing ppl write some funny shit.

 

[konceptjones]

From left to right



Bizarro Nas —Main ability is the be the total opposite of his namesake

Desiigner—Ability to go from a man named Oscar to looking like a Grammy

BMX—no powers, a rich guy who fights crime dressed as a new bike tire

Cock Roach—Porn star turn vigilante..famous quote “everybody gangsta till the cock starts flying”

Muave Gawd—powers are almost what they are supposed to be like Muave is almost pink, he can almost fly, he is almost strong, he is almost invincible

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Nothing to add here, but bravo on a hilarious and unique topic.

 

[CeLLar-DooR]

LMAOOOOOOO @Darker Knight

 

[Disanthrope]

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