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is there an etiquette for sharing food??

DOS_patos

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anytime i eat something,....wifey always says the way i eat it makes her want to take a bite.
i be like :foh5: before i pass her the food so she can take a bite.

i dont mind sharing. but we always have the food sharing etiquette talk which she doesnt think exists. and if it did...we married so it dont matter.

anyway


but when a person then holds the sandwich until they finish chewing the first bite then takes another bite and passes it back. or when they hold your plate until they finished chewing the first fork full only to take a second folk full abnd pass it back
or when the person dresses your food to how they like it to take just a bite and pass it back.....and leave you like "nigga i dont even like ketchup"


or someone holding the bag of chips for too long.
shit gets a nigga pissed,

so is there a food sharing etiquette?
 
Nau bruh, never thought that far into it lol if a female im wit wants to try my food then cool, i give them a piece and keep it moving or hell we even offer each other a piece of our food depending, nothing more, nothing less
 
cool......
i share everything.....i limit my food sharing.
for some reason the shit irks me,.
 
It is a lil annoying

I be like “why you say no when I offered to fix you a plate?”

“I just wanted to taste it, I’m not hungry”

When I make a plate I be making it to the exact amount that I intended to eat. Now I gotta put extra on my plate in advance just because I know what’s about to happen.
 
I'm a big fat sharer so it doesn't bother me if the bitch I'm with failed to properly complete the food share documents
 
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I generally only offer to people I know. If I am in a group and there are people I don't know, then I won't offer. New, restaurants that me and my friends want to try, we all get something different and the try each other's food. Just a small piece. Just to see how it taste, so we can decide if we would order that next time. And I always offer to females. There are somethings I don't like sharing. Like when I meal prep for the next few days. Someone may ask for a piece. That throws off my rations .
 
I may stare at your food and compliment the hell out of your food but I won’t ask. I’ll stare enough and compliment enough to where he’ll ask if I want some. Then I’m going in for the kill.
 
Just ask first

Don't just pick shit off my plate


This shyt here!

I'm walkin back to the livingroom wit my burger and chip. This hefa here go na try and REACH for one of chips...when there's a whole bag I just open in front of her! I snatched my shyt away from her while I'm walkin wit a scowl on my face.

Ask for a bite. Or least WAIT until the person takes their bite 1st. If you try to take a large portion...I will STAB you. Or knock that shyt off your fork. I don't play about food when I'm hungry.
 
One bite max. You definitely not taking my shit and holding onto it through multiple bites while I sit there with the dumb face.
 
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One bite max. You definitely not taking my shit and holding onto it through multiple bites while I sit there with the dumb face.
I'm real af...but I've definitely gotten punked like that.
Ole lemme hold your food while u pick that up only to see shawty stuffing her face with my food ass heifer

Gat damn devils man
 
I'm real af...but I've definitely gotten punked like that.
Ole lemme hold your food while u pick that up only to see shawty stuffing her face with my food ass heifer

Gat damn devils man


Naw we'd have to square up. Damn that. Lol
 
She sees me with a small as cup of yogurt and she feels the need to take a spoon and share it with me....i got a whole pack in the fridge!

Makes me think twice about this wedding


Got 5 days to get out lol
 
She sees me with a small as cup of yogurt and she feels the need to take a spoon and share it with me....i got a whole pack in the fridge!

Makes me think twice about this wedding


Got 5 days to get out lol


It ain't too late bruh.

Best to get out now while you can. Instead of dealing wit a lifetime of that food disrespeck.

Bust out the spoon b/c she said you ain't got no real nigga molecules to stop her. Lol
 
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