If Batman were to beat you up, what would it be for???

[Duwop]

I ignore the shit outta those "no turn on red" signs unless I see a cop car....

But I wouldn't see Batman. Dude would swing jump outta no where and put the paws off justice and vengeance on me for sure

 

[Lou Cypher]

Fuckin his bitch

 

[Suckio Andretti]

He would break my arm for Jaywalking

 

[mike030270]

Snitch on yourself thread?

 

[KingBlafy]

Being cool with Spider Cuz

Cause it’s fuck Batman lmfao

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Getting soda when I get a water cup

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

I ignore the shit outta those "no turn on red" signs unless I see a cop car....

But I wouldn't see Batman. Dude would swing jump outta no where and put the paws off justice and vengeance on me for sure

That

and I always run the red lights by my job. It's damn near 5 in the morning, and ain't nobody else but me at the light. I ain't waiting for shit..........

 

[mryounggun]

The niggas who be turning right on red ain't never got none of them expensive ass tickets in the mail.

 

[Duwop]

Getting soda when I get a water cup

Bruh, this is exactly the kinda shit I had in mind when I made this thread

Batman gotta be dog walking regular people for the most random shit when nothing going on...

"Dammit, these niggaz ain't been doing shit for weeks... Wait.... Is that nigga getting soda? We got action"

 

[SeaSnake]

Soliciting prostitution

 

[konceptjones]

Soliciting prostitution

 

[Black_Samson]

Never buying a PPV

Last one I bought was mayweather vs de la hoya

Been streaming ever since

 

[Duwop]

Never buying a PPV

Last one I bought was mayweather vs de la hoya

Been streaming ever since

Imagine that nigga breaking thru your window and hitting you with like 12 consecutive krav maga crotch shots cuz you streamed a fight

 

[Mr BFK]

ending relationships before gift giving holidays

I have a habit of really vibing with a decent woman then somehow breaking up before she could typically expect a gift





Batman would def be on my doorstep on Valentine's Day to avenge the naive/innocent

 

[Norrin_Radd]

Bruh, this is exactly the kinda shit I had in mind when I made this thread

Batman gotta be dog walking regular people for the most random shit when nothing going on...

"Dammit, these niggaz ain't been doing shit for weeks... Wait.... Is that nigga getting soda? We got action"

I remember this old lady that didn't even work there caught me doing that when I was a teenager. She got mad af and snitched on me. Lmao. People working there didn't even care lol. They were like we expect people who ask for water cups to do that. She was pissed lol

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Hittin' him with a "Yo' Mama" joke.

 

[VulcanRaven]

I would just yell "Marthaaaaaa"

 

[konceptjones]

stealing inkpens more than likely.

 

[BRIAN B.]

Soliciting prostitution

ion think Du had this in mind




but yea

prolly leavin the shopping cart in the parking lot