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How Well Do You Know Your Neighbors?

Allah_U_Akbar

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Your lawn mower breaks down and you need to cut your grass...

You feel comfortable asking your neighbor to borrow his mower?

You speak to your neighbors when you see 'em?

You on a first name basis with some or most of your neighbors?

You hang out and kick it with your neighbors?


You babysit your neighbor's kid(s)?

You beefin' with your neighbors?









Me, I don't fuck with none of these motherfuckers.


I have no relationship with 'em.

I could be living next to a serial killer/child molester/Islamic State suicide bomber and wouldn't even know it.

Fuck 'em.









You?
 
I don't know any of my neighbors full names, never been inside their houses and they haven't been in mine. Aside from the occasional wave here and there there's no interactions. Unless a pet wonders off or misplaced mail.
So do you’re Goats go over in they yard?
 
We got like 3 neighbors keys.

They got our keys.

I got neighbors that hold packages for me.

I shovel the snow, they cut the grass
 
If I'm making breakfast and I'm short eggs or cheese or something...I hit up a neighbor. I need cash real quick, I can write a neighbor a check and they'll cash it.

If I need to borrow $20 right quick. If my car need a hot shot. If I got both kids in the house and no beer....I can knock on a neighbor door....

I fucks with my neighbors....

When I light up the grill... Anybody that can smell food can get food
 
If I'm making breakfast and I'm short eggs or cheese or something...I hit up a neighbor. I need cash real quick, I can write a neighbor a check and they'll cash it.

If I need to borrow $20 right quick. If my car need a hot shot. If I got both kids in the house and no beer....I can knock on a neighbor door....

I fucks with my neighbors....

When I light up the grill... Anybody that can smell food can get food
I hope to live in one of these types of neighborhoods one day. Was it already like that when you moved there or you kinda initiated it?
 
Depends on the neighbors. The only ones I know is cuz me and their kids went to school together and shit. Once we all grew up and moved it was just hi and bye.

My last next door neighbors were cool af tho we would exchange xmas and bday gifts and shit, if we were cooking or baking something we'd drop off a lil sample portion. I miss them.
 
Just moved to the area.

Said wassup to guy on the right. He be sittin on his porch. Was tellin me about his "big booty ho" driving his Challenger b/c of his license.

Said hi to the neighbors on the left. I think they hustle by fixing folks cars...changing tires...custom paint...all in their driveway.

Lady across the street doesn't leave her house...or room. Seen folks come by and hold a conversation thru her window.

Neighbors next to the guy wit his big booty ho cut their front yard...but got their backyard lookin like high azzz prairie field.

The ones end of the street...the old guy kept parking his big azzz Dodge Ram truck in front of the neighbors house and ours, instead of his own driveway.
 
I hope to live in one of these types of neighborhoods one day. Was it already like that when you moved there or you kinda initiated it?
My family been here since the 60's

It's just us now, but a few of the same families still on the block
 
I'm cool with my neighbors. One of them is the cousin of Elvis Presley. He be asking to help him do everything but it's cool. Ain't gon lie tho, my neighbor got them connects
 
I live in a condo and I dont communicate with any neighbors. I say good morning if i see them. This is the nicest place I've ever lived in but I came home one day at like 2am and my neighbor was outside pacing around. I walk up slowly, he sees me, asks "are you alright?!". I pause and reply "yeah. Are you alright?" And he goes into this story of how he was cleaning his gun and it went off and hes trying to check on the neighbors. Asked me to check on my roommates for him. I was like aw hell nah and just went inside.
 
Just say Hi mostly and will take in a package if I can, one of my neighbors is cool as fuck tho he leaves his door open for everybody to just walk in but that just ain't me.
 
Kind of a shame how society has changed tho...I heard back in the old days before TV and technology fucked us up people actually lived in a community where most people united and socialized..I know some still do but it seems like people are more distant now...I'm not old enough to remember tho can any of you older heads confirm?
 
interesting i get along with the mexicans and an older jew guy that just passed away at my crib in Pa.

the mexicans always nice and offering to loan me anything i may need.]
the mom always speaks and the dad also.

my immediate neighbors......the oldest girl is a hoe and dont like black guys even tho her white bd beats her ass...and he dont even care if its public.
the other side.....the mother gets smashed out after her divorce ......cant blame her for having fun tho. but i had to interrupt them once cause homie parked in my spot.

the rest of them give me the hate in ya heart eyes whenever i come back to the states. always probing questions.
Are you guys going to rent the house? make a little money. me: nope, we got enough money

Are you guys coming back?
me: nope, we love it there

Are you guys gonna sell the house
me: nope
 
but the old jew guy.

he was like 95
so since i loved the snow...i would go out play with my dog and clean his car off when it snowed....he was always cracking some corny joke then would invite me in for a hot drink. i became cool with both his kids.

its crazy we dont get alont with the other black people......chick really act like shit white. even if thats who you was raised around...at least speak and dont be an ass about it.
 
My neighbors across the street at our house is nosy as hell. The people next to her are some renters but they keep to themselves. The neighbors next to us are ok for the most part.

The neighbors at our AirBnb property (in the same subdivision as our main house) we do not interact with at all due to them possibly trying to pull a hater move and complain to the HOA. Even though there is nothing in the bylaws and covenants about not having short-term rentals, AirBnb's, etc......its just in our best interest not to interact with the neighbors outside of a head-nod or wave
 
I don't know these folks. The Ethiopian family next door works odd hours, so it's kinda rare that I see either of them but I've spoken to bruh on occasion and waved to the wife. The people across the street got some weird ass shit going on. White and Asian couple, but they got this weird ass dude that has his panel van parked out front of their crib and he lives in it with his dogs. I suspect he's hiding from something. There's an older white dude next to them and we're cordial. I usually see him at the mailbox when I go to check it. I know some mexicans moved in across from the Ethiopian family 'cause them muhfuckas had their van parked in front of my house for 3 days. I was gonna have it towed on day 3 but then they came and got it. Left some notes on it to move that shit and the final note was to have it towed.

I don't like muhfuckas I don't know parking in front of my house without at least speaking to me to see if it's aiight. That's some rude ass shit.
 
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