Have you ever faked a ? ??

[Eartha Clit]

Tell me the story...

 

[Michael Curry Jordan]

Yep... it was years ago and it was uncomfortable.

 

[Rubato]

Only a handful of times when the liquor was gonna let it go forever

 

[GNS]

We were fucking too damn long
Had enough for the time being
Stopped
We're chilling afterwards she asks me if I came
Thought about it, then said yep I did
I didn't

 

[Qawshun]

Yup, told shorty damn i nutted quick? don't tell your friends just come back tomorrow. And ducked her ass for the whole summer.

 

[Bobjones]

Just fake a moan and give her the old spit on the back.

 

[Eartha Clit]

I have and it was funny in my head but I kept a straight face. Couldn’t wait to get home and tell my friends.

 

[Duwop]

I'm sure I told this before....

But I met a chick at a friend's card/game night... And we used to stay fucking in the bathroom.


Then one day we finally made our way to a bedroom.... And this chick had fucking facial hairs.... Some chicks just be hairy..m. I've learned the older I got.... But this chick must've shaved or something.... Cuz she rubbed her face against mines and I felt a b5 o'clock shadow....

Lost wood immediately..... Pretended I nutted and got the fuck outta there

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Man back in the day when I drank more, that nut would never come. I faked that shit all the time. At some point being able to pass out and sleep the liquor off becomes more important than getting the nut.

 

[Lou Cypher]

I fake orgasms all the time. Not because the sex is bad, but because we've had so much sex that day and night that it just takes me for fucking ever and I dont want to hurt her feelings because I'm a nice guy.

 

[Old Man Cain]

Did it a few times. That henn was gong to keep me going all night and I was drunk as fuck and was sleepy.

 

[Chicity]

Nope

 

[orgen]

Impossible for a man to fake a nut