Florida Woman Arrested After Stealing Sex Toy and Using It Inside the Store

[keemz]

According to reports, a Florida woman was recently arrested after stealing a sex toy and using it inside the store. Theresa Stanley, 36, reportedly took a pink sex toy (with a value of $45.98) off the shelf, removed the packaging, and took her pants off before pleasuring herself inside the store.



Authorities say by the time they arrived at the store, Stanley was completely nude and managed to move into the stock room to finish using the item. The arrest affidavit notes that Stanley dropped the toy immediately after an officer entered the stock room.



The 36-year-old was arrested on charges of indecent exposure and larceny.

 

[Olorun22]

:yowtf:

 

[Chi-Town B]

She looks like one of those surfer dudes you see on tv shows

 

[Freshb651]

She looks like one of those surfer dudes you see on tv shows

Point Break head ass bih

 

[The Lonious Monk]

Hmm doesn't sound so bad to me.

*opens thread and sees pic*

Yeah, throw her ass under the jail.

 

[Chicity]

Idk, as a store owner, I ain't calling the cops

 

[GNS]

?

 

[Northside7]

A huge amount of trash that is in the state of Florida.

 

[Dwayne]

That’s a man

 

[RetroLDN]

I don't know, with that headshot... :sayword:

Looks like another "Florida Man" incident.

 

[King Freeman]

She looks like one of those surfer dudes you see on tv shows

Ol jeff spicoli head ass...

 

[#1hiphopjunki3]

Looked exactly how I thought she would......


Gotta love the crazy comedic stylings of Florida......

LMAO.

On another note I hope all the folks in Pensacola and Alabama on this site are okay after the storm and heavy flooding

 

[1/2]

Idk, as a store owner, I ain't calling the cops

yeah, this shit was perfect publicity for a sex shop

i can see the surveillance video running with the text "When gettin off cant wait until you get off"

:celebrate:

 

[Mr.LV]

Shits disgusting

 

[King Freeman]

Idk, as a store owner, I ain't calling the cops

Nah if she look like that I'm calling the police and sanitation. Foh.

yeah, this shit was perfect publicity for a sex shop

i can see the surveillance video running with the text "When gettin off cant wait until you get off"

:celebrate:

Not all publicity good publicity. Chick gotta be at least a soft 5 fir that to work.

 

[Rubato]

Authorities say by the time they arrived at the store, Stanley was completely nude and managed to move into the stock room to finish using the item.

Lmaooo Reno 911 shit

 

[16bitSheez]

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

According to reports, a Florida woman was recently arrested after stealing a sex toy and using it inside the store. Theresa Stanley, 36, reportedly took a pink sex toy (with a value of $45.98) off the shelf, removed the packaging, and took her pants off before pleasuring herself inside the store.

Can you really call it “stealing” if she never actually left the store with the item?

 

[Muad'Dib]

Point Break head ass bih

Ol jeff spicoli head ass...

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Lmmfao! Aye mane yall nigs stoopid