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dr doofus

dr doofus

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It was an awkard time in my life, I just turned 18 so I couldn't drink legally so I showed up drunk, I went with an older friend, I shopped at old navy for perfect clothes, I bough a zip up vest, I thought I was gonna get some pussy..... after we drank icehouses and smoked crappy weed out of my old alien face glass bowl, (im sober now I lost it and i can't afford weed now) we left the woods, and got back on the road.......it was so awkard he knew one of the strippers and she seen us like friends, she was too nice and i was afraid to offer her a dollar to show me something, we ended up looking at her cd case (we played outkast)at the table (she said yall look cute, but i was too timid at the time)but anyways then he mentioned it was my bday she say oooh , and left the next thing i know the dj calls my name out and i'm on stage with 4 skanks with no body swarming around me and theres only like 3 other dudes in the crowd, my older friend has blood coming from his nose cause he spent half the night sniffing blow in the bathroom......Its the day I became a man. I lost my brand new phone that night......

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The combo of the avi and story got me rolling. Lmao. What in the fuck.
 
Dude... I had a weird first time..

I too was 18, but it was my friends 18th and we were gonna go out.

The people I was living with at the time made jello shots. Had like 50 shot glasses full of them and a bowl of vodka jello. We play beer pong and finish the shots, but I wasn't too drunk at the time. I eat that bowl of jello and we head out. Get to possibly the wackest club in the city because it's 18+ and no drinks, and as soon as I sit down the jello shots hit me hard. Im slumping over drunk as fuck and wave after wave of ugly strippers were dancing. One had to be 45, looked like a teacher, was super flexible, laid down in front of me and put hER legs behind her head, moved her thong and exposed her pussy and butthole, then flexed her asshole. I remember laughing loud as fuck which offended her. Eventually a sexy ass lady got up. All tattood up. Everyone was hype because apparently this lady got fully nude wen the others were just topless and she was also super athletic.

Dj is on the mic hyping her introduction then I hear: "and now, the moment you've all been waiting for!! The oNE and only... MY DAUGHTER, ANGEL!!"

I look around confused as fuck why he was so excited and chick starts dancing. She was sexy and good at her job, but she wrapped her legs around my friends head and he blew air out of his mouth onto her pussy. She finishes her dance then 3 mins later a giant security guard walks up to us and grabs my friend and kicks him out. Apparently they don't like when you blow air on their pussy.

Which was also funny, because earlier as I was all slumped from being shit faced a stripper was dancing and shoved her tits in my face then I heard her say "motor boat me" so I basically gave her raspberries on her tits and she started dying laughing but kept dancing.
 
I was 19 got off work and me my nigga James, Angel, and 2 other niggas was like lets hit the strip club. It was downtown Newport News. It was a hole in the wall quite ratchet too. In VA our clubs are generally wack because legally they cant show pussy. We was drinking and smoking. A fight started between some niggas and they shut it down. Didnt spend much tho because we thought throwing money was wack.
 
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