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Fill in the blank. I don't trust people who _____.

When they start off a sentence with, "Trust me!" It's like damn I didn't even know what you where about to say but obviously a few people already called your lying ass out for what your bout to ask me and i'm your last resort. Thats when you fuck with them back and say "OK MAN IMA TRUST YOU, BUT ONLY IF YOU PINKY PROMISE" And when they are like THANKS MAN! and they hold their pinky out .....slap their hand away from your face and you say nah you stupid mofo gtfo out here I can lie too see!
 
I dont trust men that dont have any facial hair

I dont trust women that says "thats why I only got male friends"

I dont trust kids

I dont trust white ppl that have a sticker on their car that is the american flag is in white black and blue (means blues lives matter)

I dont trust white ppl that have a sicker on their car that is stag antlers. I get bad vibe from them (never seen latinos or blacks with that sticker)
 
I dont trust men that dont have any facial hair

I dont trust women that says "thats why I only got male friends"

I dont trust kids

I dont trust white ppl that have a sticker on their car that is the american flag is in white black and blue (means blues lives matter)

I dont trust white ppl that have a sicker on their car that is stag antlers. I get bad vibe from them (never seen latinos or blacks with that sticker)
I was gonna put facial hair too.
 
Ever met a person that you known for maybe 10 minutes and every time they want ur attention to something they are saying they say ur name?

Like, tell u what germs, there I was eating that burger. And germs let me tell you it was the best burger ever. Then the waitress came, and germs I shit u not...

Like fam, ion even think my own name that much in a day, much less a convo..I already know ur full of shit
 
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I don’t trust niggas with ponytails

If you have two first names as your whole name.

People with butt chins
 
Don't carry wipes in they pocketbook.

You sweat all day but want a quickie...can you give the muffin a quick swipe?
 
People who spelled their child's name by trying to sound it out ...but they stupid.

Anfernee
 
I don’t trust niggas with ponytails

If you have two first names as your whole name.

People with butt chins
LMFAO I had an old ass drunk friend with a long ass braided pony tail......I let him old on to a flat screen tv and he was gonna pay me 20 d0llars a week on it......Well he points to his bed and says DONT you see I have company?!? I was like, no I DONT CAUSE THATS A FUCKING PILE OF PILLOWS UNDER THAT FUCKING BLANKET TONY, AND WHERE THE FUCK IS THE TV (he had the tv stand bare in the middle of his living room where I put it a week prior).........FUCKING CRACKHEAD
 
Ever met a person that you known for maybe 10 minutes and every time they want ur attention to something they are saying they say ur name?

Like, tell u what germs, there I was eating that burger. And germs let me tell you it was the best burger ever. Then the waitress came, and germs I shit u not...

Like fam, ion even think my own name that much in a day, much less a convo..I already know ur full of shit

@Kandycita
 
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