Fellas, describe your reaction from the first time you made a female queef
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OriginalMan!
SMARTASS
Me: i must be doing something right
Rubato
it only matters to us
Basically...
Then I did it again, and again
She laughed, I laughed
We switched positions
Thatās all I really remember
Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan my story was fucking weird. Its funny now looking back on it tho.
I was 14 years old. Me and my gf at the time were at her house one weekend and her parents were out of town and we just fucked the entire weekend away. So we're on round 4 or so and we finish. I rollover and we're laying there for a few seconds and i feel her body move like shes holding in a laugh. I look at her and shes smiling kind of moving her body around. Then she jumps out of the bed ass naked pacing back and forth holding in laughter and im looking at her like:
"The fucks so funny, woman?"
Then she starts laughing out loud and squats down.
Then im like:
"Wtf is this girls deal?"
Then as her laughter picks up i just hear what sounds like the nastiest fart ive ever heard. It was long lasting and blew my mind that someone of her size was capable of something like that. I was just sitting there in bed like
So im sitting there for like 3-5 whole minutes as she cackles like a fucking hyena.
Then she calms down and I say something like "I cant believe you would do that shit, thats nastier than any fart ive ever done in my life." Then she laughs and says "That wasnt a fart! I queefed!"
I didnt know how to react after that. I was both disgusted but relieved.
I was 14 years old. Me and my gf at the time were at her house one weekend and her parents were out of town and we just fucked the entire weekend away. So we're on round 4 or so and we finish. I rollover and we're laying there for a few seconds and i feel her body move like shes holding in a laugh. I look at her and shes smiling kind of moving her body around. Then she jumps out of the bed ass naked pacing back and forth holding in laughter and im looking at her like:
"The fucks so funny, woman?"
Then she starts laughing out loud and squats down.
Then im like:
"Wtf is this girls deal?"
Then as her laughter picks up i just hear what sounds like the nastiest fart ive ever heard. It was long lasting and blew my mind that someone of her size was capable of something like that. I was just sitting there in bed like
So im sitting there for like 3-5 whole minutes as she cackles like a fucking hyena.
Then she calms down and I say something like "I cant believe you would do that shit, thats nastier than any fart ive ever done in my life." Then she laughs and says "That wasnt a fart! I queefed!"
I didnt know how to react after that. I was both disgusted but relieved.
the first time, I was surprised
she was a lil embarrassed
one time, I mounted her like jockey at the Kentucky Derby and I had been infiltrating her sugar walls something serious right...
so boom
she wanted to take a break and laid down and it sounded like a whoopie cushion. all the air had come out and she just laughed
while she was laughing,I slid back in and proceeded to rearrange her intestines
she was a lil embarrassed
one time, I mounted her like jockey at the Kentucky Derby and I had been infiltrating her sugar walls something serious right...
so boom
she wanted to take a break and laid down and it sounded like a whoopie cushion. all the air had come out and she just laughed
while she was laughing,I slid back in and proceeded to rearrange her intestines
Word....Life
Haa..I threw that shit before I walked in tha ROOM
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaan my story was fucking weird. Its funny now looking back on it tho.
I was 14 years old. Me and my gf at the time were at her house one weekend and her parents were out of town and we just fucked the entire weekend away. So we're on round 4 or so and we finish. I rollover and we're laying there for a few seconds and i feel her body move like shes holding in a laugh. I look at her and shes smiling kind of moving her body around. Then she jumps out of the bed ass naked pacing back and forth holding in laughter and im looking at her like:
"The fucks so funny, woman?"
Then she starts laughing out loud and squats down.
Then im like:
"Wtf is this girls deal?"
Then as her laughter picks up i just hear what sounds like the nastiest fart ive ever heard. It was long lasting and blew my mind that someone of her size was capable of something like that. I was just sitting there in bed like
So im sitting there for like 3-5 whole minutes as she cackles like a fucking hyena.
Then she calms down and I say something like "I cant believe you would do that shit, thats nastier than any fart ive ever done in my life." Then she laughs and says "That wasnt a fart! I queefed!"
I didnt know how to react after that. I was both disgusted but relieved.
Why your 14 yr old gf was soooo proficient, proud and knowledgeable at queefinā G?!
Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
Im guessing because the feeling she had was in her pussy and not her butthole.Why your 14 yr old gf was soooo proficient, proud and knowledgeable at queefinā G?!
Rubato
it only matters to us
Why your 14 yr old gf was soooo proficient, proud and knowledgeable at queefinā G?!
Lmao you saying it wasnāt her first rodeo
Word....Life
Haa..I threw that shit before I walked in tha ROOM
FIRE BOBBY SLOWIK
I AM THE GAME
konceptjones
The one between three and three.
First time it happened them shits sounded like a chili with extra beans fart.
We were drunk as shit and laughed for like 10 minutes straight, faces red and tears and alladat.
Needless to say sex was over 'cause that shit was too hilarious.
We were drunk as shit and laughed for like 10 minutes straight, faces red and tears and alladat.
Needless to say sex was over 'cause that shit was too hilarious.
Remy_LeGermz
Location
Chick I knew, very church girl like, very very church girl. Wasnt on a abstinence like that , but very conservative when it came to fucking. Basic positions, dark room, eyes closed, complete silence...like..old old school.
Anyway, on some off shit, not even tryna do it. Found out a wrist held to the small of her back, and a pull of her shoulder made her go. And if I said something slightly nasty, she arch more so the pressure on the small of her back is stronger and the shoulder pulling back is more of a stretch..she would...go..man
I say all of that to say this..I ain't no sex genius...but when that thing got to queefin...that thing got open..bofaem
But that was the first time..heard about it from porn, wasnt surprised...shit had gave me a ego boast and shit..
Germs how was ya night?
made that bitch queef dog
Anyway, on some off shit, not even tryna do it. Found out a wrist held to the small of her back, and a pull of her shoulder made her go. And if I said something slightly nasty, she arch more so the pressure on the small of her back is stronger and the shoulder pulling back is more of a stretch..she would...go..man
I say all of that to say this..I ain't no sex genius...but when that thing got to queefin...that thing got open..bofaem
But that was the first time..heard about it from porn, wasnt surprised...shit had gave me a ego boast and shit..
Germs how was ya night?
made that bitch queef dog
Remy_LeGermz
Location
Friend tried to tell she queefing cause ya dick little..
:cry:niggaz cant let u have nothin
:cry:niggaz cant let u have nothin
OhMars
MEH!
Both of them?
