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Common Sayings: Part 1

Chicity

Chicity

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Each Tuesday I will be posting a common (or regional) saying for us to discuss.

Whether you subscribe to it, know someone who does, think it's horse shit; whatever.

First saying up...........A Fool and His (Her) money will soon part........

What are some times when you, or someone you knew, was completely wasteful with their money? Got it unnecessarily stolen? Lost it?

*The person/post with the most like/cosigns by next Monday @12 should get a $500 bonus from the bank as it will surely be a post we could all relate to. (Admins gotta approve, I'm just throwing an idea out there)*
 
I'll never forget the first time I was robbed. 6th grade

My moms was visiting and was feeling real generous and she gave me a $20 bill. Of course first thing I did was go to corner store and got it broke into singles so I could have a knot like the hustlers on the block. Give my friends a dollar and had like 14-15 left (one homeboy swore I didn't give him one, no matter.)

Get up that Monday and put it in my pocket. My granddad didn't see me put the money in my pocket but he said as I was leaving the house 'Chi, I hope you gonna leave that money ya momma gave you in your room. You know them boys.....'. Yeah yeah yeah, I wasn't trying to hear that. I walked to school with the same 2 dudes all the way from 3rd grade to HS, so these were my mans and I gave them a dollar. Planned to go to the store after school. Buy a Donut from the cafeteria. Whole time I'm talking like I'm Warren Buffet. I'm a buy this and that, I stay with money yayaya. Well some boys from the projects overheard me talking that shit so my friend Jeff said take it out my pants and put it in my jacket in case they try to jump me during a bathroom break or something. Sounded smart so I did. Left my jacket in the closest, went about my school day. Lunch came around and I ran to my jacket, to find it...........empty. I'm freaking out, teacher telling me I gotta come on, so I'm pissed. Finally get my lunch and who sitting around a table laughing eating a whole pile of Donuts?


Anyway got home and of course my granddad asked what I brought and I lied and said so much junk food at lunch. Kept seeing them boys at school laughing with Donut grease from Monday still round they mouth. Finally told my grand dad I was robbed on at the end of the week. His words, 'a fool gonna find away to lose or get tricked out what he earned'. I don't think I brought anything over $2 to school again until I went to HS smh
 
I know a dude from my hometown who won a 700k after taxes from a lottery scratch off ticket buy 200k in cars 70k in jewelry his momma a double wide trailer 185k plus land. The neegro decided to take all the hood on a trip to the beach all expenses paid and blew about 50k on that with room and food for about 25 people for a weekend. Dude blew all the money in about a year now he's living with his momma with no money and or job.
 
I know a family who spent over 100-200k on sending their kids to prep schools, then cldn't pay for them to go to college.
 
Cain said:
I know a dude from my hometown who won a 700k after taxes from a lottery scratch off ticket buy 200k in cars 70k in jewelry his momma a double wide trailer 185k plus land. The neegro decided to take all the hood on a trip to the beach all expenses paid and blew about 50k on that with room and food for about 25 people for a weekend. Dude blew all the money in about a year now he's living with his momma with no money and or job.
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This might be a winner
 
Was dating a chick that was going to college. Shorty was stressed out from working and school and in debt wit her bills. Tossed her I think 700 to cover all bills so she could take time of work and focus on school.

Shorty took the money and copped furniture from rooms to go and had to hide the furniture when they came to repo it. Then go fired from her job for sleeping on the job. Which then lead to her having to leave school for a minute for not being able to pay tuition.

But I'm like spider man in family guy...everybody get "one"...then ur on ya own
 
Allergens said:
Was dating a chick that was going to college. Shorty was stressed out from working and school and in debt wit her bills. Tossed her I think 700 to cover all bills so she could take time of work and focus on school.

Shorty took the money and copped furniture from rooms to go and had to hide the furniture when they came to repo it. Then go fired from her job for sleeping on the job. Which then lead to her having to leave school for a minute for not being able to pay tuition.

But I'm like spider man in family guy...everybody get "one"...then ur on ya own
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Classic case of priorities being mixed up

I shall the story of how I threw my deployment into a car that was repo'd instead of getting prepared to have my first child
 
ChiCity said:
I'll never forget the first time I was robbed. 6th grade

My moms was visiting and was feeling real generous and she gave me a $20 bill. Of course first thing I did was go to corner store and got it broke into singles so I could have a knot like the hustlers on the block. Give my friends a dollar and had like 14-15 left (one homeboy swore I didn't give him one, no matter.)

Get up that Monday and put it in my pocket. My granddad didn't see me put the money in my pocket but he said as I was leaving the house 'Chi, I hope you gonna leave that money ya momma gave you in your room. You know them boys.....'. Yeah yeah yeah, I wasn't trying to hear that. I walked to school with the same 2 dudes all the way from 3rd grade to HS, so these were my mans and I gave them a dollar. Planned to go to the store after school. Buy a Donut from the cafeteria. Whole time I'm talking like I'm Warren Buffet. I'm a buy this and that, I stay with money yayaya. Well some boys from the projects overheard me talking that shit so my friend Jeff said take it out my pants and put it in my jacket in case they try to jump me during a bathroom break or something. Sounded smart so I did. Left my jacket in the closest, went about my school day. Lunch came around and I ran to my jacket, to find it...........empty. I'm freaking out, teacher telling me I gotta come on, so I'm pissed. Finally get my lunch and who sitting around a table laughing eating a whole pile of Donuts?


Anyway got home and of course my granddad asked what I brought and I lied and said so much junk food at lunch. Kept seeing them boys at school laughing with Donut grease from Monday still round they mouth. Finally told my grand dad I was robbed on at the end of the week. His words, 'a fool gonna find away to lose or get tricked out what he earned'. I don't think I brought anything over $2 to school again until I went to HS smh
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u didn't even beat lil Jeff for taking ur $15?
 
Cain's story was depressing af!

The whole time I'm reading, I'm sitting here like

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Smh @ niggas get money and be ready to get rid of it.
 
My mom always said "It's slicker than snot out here!" when the roads were icy. Always grossed me out.
 
There's an old saying in Tennessee — I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee — that says, fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again.
George W. Bush
 
It's easier to catch a fly with honey than it is with shit......

I learned this on the IC simping and I thought well damn! The fact that she told me this while I was wooing her was so dope cause it made me change up my whole approach to the game. This gotta be the most prolific shit in the world!

What are some times when you would have gotten what you wanted had you been nice, but instead you were an asshole/rude?
 
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