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DOS_patos

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everyone aint tyson in his prime.

i lost quite a few fights......all because i start shit and constantly fuck with people....hard to believe i know.

but heres my story...

i told this one before.
i was young and feeling this chick. still didnt know how to approach females yet.
but everytime i see the girl her boyfriend was around or close.

one day i saw her on her solo and thought it was my chance....
i go over an we start talking then here this nigga come.

i asked him to give us a second.

dude wanted to act all brolic....

then i kicked the beautiful ones line like from purple rain to her

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.......she choose dude and then dude got tired of me and promptly whooped my ass.


aye...a nigga took a chance.
no risk no reward
 
school fight....we boxed head up but the nigga slammed me on the table bruh

shit sounded off like a mf so you know everybody went nuts

went back in the blend before they stopped it.....nobody was really busted up or nothing but they gave it to him

:foh5:


another time me and the homie got rushed on the basketball court by some dirty little heathens with no parents lmaoooo

gang of ashy lil niggas with no strings in they shoes came and told us we had to get off the court....we popped off and they flooded our ass outta there

broke my boy's rib
 
Wasnt a fight I just got my ass whooped. End of school day i go outside and turn the corner only for a giant girl to grab my ears and knee me in the face repeatedly. No idea who or why but went to the office with ringing ears and a sore fuckin head.
 
I posted my lack of knuckling in a post somewhere. I gotta find it bc I don’t want to type all that lol
 
school fight....we boxed head up but the nigga slammed me on the table bruh

shit sounded off like a mf so you know everybody went nuts

went back in the blend before they stopped it.....nobody was really busted up or nothing but they gave it to him

:foh5:


another time me and the homie got rushed on the basketball court by some dirty little heathens with no parents lmaoooo

gang of ashy lil niggas with no strings in they shoes came and told us we had to get off the court....we popped off and they flooded our ass outta there

broke my boy's rib
:myheart:
 
Was fuckin with a chick with a jealous baby dad

I fell asleep in the puss butt ass n he forced his way in the house like 7 am

U ever fight butt naked while the other mf wearing a down jacket n tims?

She called the police n i didnt bother covering up for the female cop with a gash bleeding on my forehead

That box tho
 
Summertime in Detroit. Cooling with my homie El on his corner. 2 conversion vans full of niggas rush us. I get of 2 haymakers on 1 nigga. The other 5 or 6 beating my ass. I'm still standing, trying not to go to the ground and get stomped out. Niggas ripped my shirt off, ran my pockets, peeled off. I'm leaking so much, the remainder of my blue tee is purple. I can barely see out my right eye, look around and El out cold,mufuccin arm dangling out the socket. Lady acoss the street come out and tell me.to pick El up and.get in her basement. They took El to the hospital, My cousin came and got me.


Was 14. Playing spades with my cousins and uncle in the backyard. My uncle got mad I was talking shit, beating his ass. Nigga hemmed me up, supersocked my ass about 5 times. My lil pussass punches wasn't doing shit but making him angry. Nigga hit me in the stomach, I folded like fresh laundry. That would be the 1st in many fights between us.
 
Some kid told me to get lost at a bar during the McGregor, Diaz rematch. I drank half a fifth of Jack before getting there and was interplanetary at that point. Outside while having a smo told him to eat a dick cause he wasn't gonna do shit. He started tough talking and I just kept running my big mouth. From the corner of my eye I catch a glimpse the dude beside him winding up. By the time I got up from that haymaker both dudes were running down the block.

I had the biggest black eye that you ever saw and stayed in the house for a week. My friends put my dumb ass on blast over snapchat
 
Shit.....

So my energy can be a bit of a problem....

I've told this before.... But yea..... So we the little niggaz in the bball court 12-14 and the older niggaz wanted turn run a game 16+

Now a few of the young niggaz was nice enough to run with the older niggaz.... But I wasn't...... AND I wasnt bout to give up the court either...

So we playing our half court game... And niggaz just gonna start running whole court on us like we bitches or something...

Granted we the younger niggaz... So we was supposed to get punked off..... But I gotta be me...

So I don't get off the court.... All my boys punk asses ran off....I was still shooting like fuck it....

So finally the nigga mal step to me like

"C'mon D, watch out wine while we run this game, y'all can get winners"

I'm like "fuck your winners we was here first"

Niggaz laughing n shit cuz everybody know I got no chill.... But I'm clearly out matched here.... And my boys that was playing ball with me ain't have half the heart I did... So it's literally me out there acting like an ass by myself...

Niggaz threw my ball over the fence and was trying to check the ball like I wasnt there... So I grabbed it and threw their shit over the fence...

Nigga said go get it
I was like make me


And shit just went down....

I don't know when I was picked up in the air, but all of outside was upside down for a second... And then the ground just came outta no where... Shit was so unfortunate....

I got right back up, and went at him again... Same result.....

Got up and the next time I hurt my head pretty bad...I was dizzy n everything....

Anther older nigga who wasntb playing, but was just out there came over to me like "okay big D, you proved you ain't no bitch... Now sit on the side and get the next game"

I was mad as fuck.... But he was right, I had no chance....I just sat there mad, my boy gonna ask if I was okay, I almost spazzed on that nigga
 
I also got jumped a few times. But I always held my own pretty good. That was the only clear documented loss I can recall. Even though the dude never took credit for it.... Which makes me think he really took it easy on me.

The nigga had to be 18-19, cuz he well into his 40's now
 
Shit.....

So my energy can be a bit of a problem....

I've told this before.... But yea..... So we the little niggaz in the bball court 12-14 and the older niggaz wanted turn run a game 16+

Now a few of the young niggaz was nice enough to run with the older niggaz.... But I wasn't...... AND I wasnt bout to give up the court either...

So we playing our half court game... And niggaz just gonna start running whole court on us like we bitches or something...

Granted we the younger niggaz... So we was supposed to get punked off..... But I gotta be me...

So I don't get off the court.... All my boys punk asses ran off....I was still shooting like fuck it....

So finally the nigga mal step to me like

"C'mon D, watch out wine while we run this game, y'all can get winners"

I'm like "fuck your winners we was here first"

Niggaz laughing n shit cuz everybody know I got no chill.... But I'm clearly out matched here.... And my boys that was playing ball with me ain't have half the heart I did... So it's literally me out there acting like an ass by myself...

Niggaz threw my ball over the fence and was trying to check the ball like I wasnt there... So I grabbed it and threw their shit over the fence...

Nigga said go get it
I was like make me


And shit just went down....

I don't know when I was picked up in the air, but all of outside was upside down for a second... And then the ground just came outta no where... Shit was so unfortunate....

I got right back up, and went at him again... Same result.....

Got up and the next time I hurt my head pretty bad...I was dizzy n everything....

Anther older nigga who wasntb playing, but was just out there came over to me like "okay big D, you proved you ain't no bitch... Now sit on the side and get the next game"

I was mad as fuck.... But he was right, I had no chance....I just sat there mad, my boy gonna ask if I was okay, I almost spazzed on that nigga
lmao @ "shit was so unfortunate" and
"you proved u aint no bitch now sit"

reminds me of one time I almost got my ass beat on the playground

my boy who took karate classes the whole 9 was tearing the court up against this older dude who got frustrated. My guy crossed him ugly and hit a nice lay up on him. Dude picked up the ball and whipped it at my boys back. My friend like "okay who threw that shit" other dude, looking like schoolboy q "me mf whats up"

my guy: "oh just making sure"

me:

"ay man take it like a man hes schooling your ass"

him: boy ill beat all yo asses right here Idgaf about no got damn basketball game whats up

we took our ball and ran home
 
I got a story. Wasn't actually a fight, but my pride got hurt and I wouldn't let that shit slide.

So Im in like 5th grade round this time. The lil niggaz cross the street was lame and I had to lay hands on them a few times. But you k ow how shit was back in the day. We'd fight but later on be playing again.

So one day, their cousin who was in college, came to stay with them for a while. So I guess they'd been telling this niggas shit about me because he kept fuckin with me. Mind you, this nigga 21 and tall as fuck. Had to be at least 6'5 or better.

We all playing around and this nigga slams the shit outta me. Everybody laughing an shit. He talmbout some "you alright? Man I was just playin". I got up, went across the street to my house and came back with a big ass kitchen knife. Niggas stopped laughing then.

I chased all them niggas in the house. I was out there kickin the door and shit telling them to bring their bitch asses back out. Eventually moms caught me out there wilin and made me take my ass back in the house.
 
Shit.....

So my energy can be a bit of a problem....

I've told this before.... But yea..... So we the little niggaz in the bball court 12-14 and the older niggaz wanted turn run a game 16+

Now a few of the young niggaz was nice enough to run with the older niggaz.... But I wasn't...... AND I wasnt bout to give up the court either...

So we playing our half court game... And niggaz just gonna start running whole court on us like we bitches or something...

Granted we the younger niggaz... So we was supposed to get punked off..... But I gotta be me...

So I don't get off the court.... All my boys punk asses ran off....I was still shooting like fuck it....

So finally the nigga mal step to me like

"C'mon D, watch out wine while we run this game, y'all can get winners"

I'm like "fuck your winners we was here first"

Niggaz laughing n shit cuz everybody know I got no chill.... But I'm clearly out matched here.... And my boys that was playing ball with me ain't have half the heart I did... So it's literally me out there acting like an ass by myself...

Niggaz threw my ball over the fence and was trying to check the ball like I wasnt there... So I grabbed it and threw their shit over the fence...

Nigga said go get it
I was like make me


And shit just went down....

I don't know when I was picked up in the air, but all of outside was upside down for a second... And then the ground just came outta no where... Shit was so unfortunate....

I got right back up, and went at him again... Same result.....

Got up and the next time I hurt my head pretty bad...I was dizzy n everything....

Anther older nigga who wasntb playing, but was just out there came over to me like "okay big D, you proved you ain't no bitch... Now sit on the side and get the next game"

I was mad as fuck.... But he was right, I had no chance....I just sat there mad, my boy gonna ask if I was okay, I almost spazzed on that nigga

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