Bad Vacations/Trips
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Golden
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I got super sick on 2 vacations. beautiful settings, food, etc but I couldn't enjoy it cuz I was either throwing up or passing out.
Old Man Cain
OG
Wouldn't say the entire trip was bad but when I was in Jamaica for my homie wedding. The night of his wedding and we were having dinner. Lol SMH I excused myself from the table to go use the bathroom. The bathroom was upstairs and the steps were like marble or some kind of hard ass stone.
While coming out of the bathroom I was walking down the steps and my homie who got married was joking and threw me the finger and I hit him back with the finger all jokes nothing serious.
Well unfortunately my dumbass wasn't paying attention and missed a step. Well my black ass fell down the stairs mind you they were stone steps.y homie saw and the wedding party did as well also two white men saw it too.
A nigga was embarrassed and in pain the white said he was a doctor and said don't move. My homie was and my boys was crying laughing after they realized I was ok. My black ass limped back to the table and finished dinner but a niggas vacation was sore as fucked till I left 2 days afterwards. LMAO
While coming out of the bathroom I was walking down the steps and my homie who got married was joking and threw me the finger and I hit him back with the finger all jokes nothing serious.
Well unfortunately my dumbass wasn't paying attention and missed a step. Well my black ass fell down the stairs mind you they were stone steps.y homie saw and the wedding party did as well also two white men saw it too.
A nigga was embarrassed and in pain the white said he was a doctor and said don't move. My homie was and my boys was crying laughing after they realized I was ok. My black ass limped back to the table and finished dinner but a niggas vacation was sore as fucked till I left 2 days afterwards. LMAO
Allergens
Me I'm Supa Fly
Went to a cook out in Jersey, drove from Charleston. Long trip, had to spend the night in philly in some motel..not hotel, motel. The type u get out ur car and walk straight into ur room. Then the one and only lock broke on door.
The nigga who was pose to be guiding us to the cook out in Jersey dipped from the fast lane to the exit in 0.5 seconds cutting off mad cars and removing any chance of following him. Wouldn't answer his phone so we got lost in Jersey.
Had to spend the night in bmore at my sisters crib, she had no guess room so I had to sleep in a race car bed. Freezing my ass off cause she didnt know how to turn the air off in her apt.
Got two tickets for running red lights in bmore, and paid a late fee for returning the rental two hours late
The nigga who was pose to be guiding us to the cook out in Jersey dipped from the fast lane to the exit in 0.5 seconds cutting off mad cars and removing any chance of following him. Wouldn't answer his phone so we got lost in Jersey.
Had to spend the night in bmore at my sisters crib, she had no guess room so I had to sleep in a race car bed. Freezing my ass off cause she didnt know how to turn the air off in her apt.
Got two tickets for running red lights in bmore, and paid a late fee for returning the rental two hours late
IP360
Doctorate & Ph.D in Bootyology
Told this b4 on the IC...
The whole trip wasn't bad...just the morning of day 2.
Went to Disney World wit the ex. She wanted to save money on park tickets. So she signed us up to do that dumb time share seminar. Two...fuccin...hours of my life wasted!
The rooms in crib the chick showed us looked like 2 closets put together. Then they served some dry azzz hotdogs, and stale azzz potato chips. Then we....my ex spent the remaining time saying "no" or "not interested" as the chick was making her pitch.
When she was done...she sent another person...then her manager. At this point I was st rage level. And yes I blamed my ex for it. Afterwards, the chick takes us to the office to claim our discounted park tickets. Get there and they tell us they don't see our names written down. I...walked...da...fucc...OUT!! I left her stankin azzz in there to deal wit it. I was done.
She finally comes out wit the tickets, and I'm silent as fucc on the ride to the park. Get to parking lot, cuts off her truck, and just looks at me. I'm just staring out the window watching people walking to the entrance. I hear her say "So you're not gonna say anything?" Looked at her...just went off. Told her how we wasted 2hrs...i could've just paid for the tickets...wasted 2hrs again...etc etc.
Aaaaannnddd here comes the tears. She starts ballin her eyes out. I just got the fucc out and started walkin wit the other people. Looked back, and this hefa hasn't even got out. Walked back, got back in her truck and waited til she wiped her face. GOT BACK OUT the truck and went inside the park.
As we're walkin, I'm still pissed. Not saying much. Any questions she asked was met wit an "uh huh" a f short answer responses. Tries to be this lovey dovey couple by I wasn't feeling it.
We're walkin thru to get on The Mummy ride, she stops me, and basically apologized. Told me she understood how I felt. We kissed and made up. Plus...her booty was lookin right in the khaki shorts shorts she was wearing. Smash session was on deck later on that day.
Rest of the trip was cool...until we went to Hard Rock Cafe and got sick. That's another story tho.
The whole trip wasn't bad...just the morning of day 2.
Went to Disney World wit the ex. She wanted to save money on park tickets. So she signed us up to do that dumb time share seminar. Two...fuccin...hours of my life wasted!
The rooms in crib the chick showed us looked like 2 closets put together. Then they served some dry azzz hotdogs, and stale azzz potato chips. Then we....my ex spent the remaining time saying "no" or "not interested" as the chick was making her pitch.
When she was done...she sent another person...then her manager. At this point I was st rage level. And yes I blamed my ex for it. Afterwards, the chick takes us to the office to claim our discounted park tickets. Get there and they tell us they don't see our names written down. I...walked...da...fucc...OUT!! I left her stankin azzz in there to deal wit it. I was done.
She finally comes out wit the tickets, and I'm silent as fucc on the ride to the park. Get to parking lot, cuts off her truck, and just looks at me. I'm just staring out the window watching people walking to the entrance. I hear her say "So you're not gonna say anything?" Looked at her...just went off. Told her how we wasted 2hrs...i could've just paid for the tickets...wasted 2hrs again...etc etc.
Aaaaannnddd here comes the tears. She starts ballin her eyes out. I just got the fucc out and started walkin wit the other people. Looked back, and this hefa hasn't even got out. Walked back, got back in her truck and waited til she wiped her face. GOT BACK OUT the truck and went inside the park.
As we're walkin, I'm still pissed. Not saying much. Any questions she asked was met wit an "uh huh" a f short answer responses. Tries to be this lovey dovey couple by I wasn't feeling it.
We're walkin thru to get on The Mummy ride, she stops me, and basically apologized. Told me she understood how I felt. We kissed and made up. Plus...her booty was lookin right in the khaki shorts shorts she was wearing. Smash session was on deck later on that day.
Rest of the trip was cool...until we went to Hard Rock Cafe and got sick. That's another story tho.
LMAO @ the 2 white men part
Zagreus
Literati
Lol... if they got u like that then u might want to look out for cruciferous vegetables in general lol
Old Man Cain
OG
Asshole........but if this was reversed then yeah that would be a perfect gif to use. :(
Az
Beautifully Crazy...
You ain't right @Yamp
Az
Beautifully Crazy...
I'm dyingggg... Lmao
Judge Dread
Active Member
I was in St. Lucia. I was at a hotel called the Ladera. Real interesting place for anyone that enjoys an indoor/ outdoor experience. The young lady I was with and I both had Salmon burgers at the beach for lunch. All I can say is it was a good thing we really liked each other because that afternoon we both had the worse cases of upset stomachs in history. Literally taken turns on the toilet and throwing up taking showers and repeating. Good thing it only lasted that day and we were fine the next day. But two people that are just dating should not know each other that well. It was not the hotel food tho. But Ladera is an interesting experience. The hotel rooms only have 3 walls.
Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
When i was 13 my parents and I went to LA and visited Disneyland. This was in January though and LA was having a crazy rainstorm. People were falling in and dying in the LA river and going crazy, but it was just rain. Wasnt no damn hurricane or heavy rain. But we went to disneyland anyways cuz we were only there for a little over a week, but due to the rain, half of the park was shut down. No Space mountain or nothing.
Cool thing was that there was NO lines though. Just a super wet day. We also went to Universal Studios and a lot of those rides were indoors and i thought it was much cooler than disneyland, but i didnt get a proper disneyland experience haha.
Cool thing was that there was NO lines though. Just a super wet day. We also went to Universal Studios and a lot of those rides were indoors and i thought it was much cooler than disneyland, but i didnt get a proper disneyland experience haha.
Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
Only other bad vacation i had was when i was 11 or 12. My step dad had his 2 daughters for the summer staying with us. That summer he decides we should all go to Minnesota and see his dumbass family. Packed all 5 of us into a damn jeep cherokee and we drove down through canada and got to Minnesota. Step dads family is religious as fuck. Almost like cult like religious it was very uncomfortable.
Step sisters are all playing along acting like theyve been saved by some new spiritual bullshit but i hated it and just took a paddleboat in to the middle of a lake and fished for 2 weeks. Couldnt stand those judgmental ass people. Step dad has a couple siblings (there are 6 kids in total in his family) that were pretty cool and only acted religious when their dad was around, but we didnt get to hang out with them for very long.
Step sisters are all playing along acting like theyve been saved by some new spiritual bullshit but i hated it and just took a paddleboat in to the middle of a lake and fished for 2 weeks. Couldnt stand those judgmental ass people. Step dad has a couple siblings (there are 6 kids in total in his family) that were pretty cool and only acted religious when their dad was around, but we didnt get to hang out with them for very long.
Whiskas
Curiouser & Curiouser
@Lou Cypher I meant to ask you, which month would you say is the best for watching the northern lights in Alaska?
Guess I am lucky, I have never had a bad trip. Trick is: find yourself a good travel companion and nothing will ever be that bad.
Guess I am lucky, I have never had a bad trip. Trick is: find yourself a good travel companion and nothing will ever be that bad.
Lou Cypher
The Tokin' White Guy
Anytime from Late september through late march. They arent super common, but they appear more frequently in the interior of alaska or northern alaska. Gotta get away from the city to see them really good. Ive seen them before in Anchorage, but the city lights really dim down the Northern Lights and you can hardly see them.
I would recommend sometime between September and January and got a bit North of Anchorage. Doesnt have to be that far North, but just more towards the interior of alaska.
Whiskas
Curiouser & Curiouser
Thanks, Lou!