On Friday, the sick congressman named Anthony Weiner pleaded guilty to “sexting” with a 15 year old. The story first broke during the presidential election which created the whole Hillary Clinton email fiasco. Weiner’s career was practically finished once his secret life as a pedophile was revealed. During Friday’s court hearing, Weiner cried as he apologized to the girl he sexted with and said ” I have a sickness, but I do not have an excuse”. He agreed to take a plea deal and will also have to register as a sex offender. During all of this, his now ex-wife filed for divorce and said she doesn’t want any more weiner in her life, jk.