man i feel like this shit was about me
this actually happened to me a while back
a homeboy of a homeboy wanted to go out to eat for his bday. He came into a lil settlement and was just buying all kinds of niggerish shit. But he asked everybody to kinda dress up or whatever. So we go to this spot here in BR where EVERYTHING is a la carte. MISS ME WIT ALLLLL OF DAT!!!
i aint know at the time b/c i didnt even realize this was actually a restaurant all the times i would pass it by driving
anyway, im looking at these prices getting nervous af. So, i ordered soup and salad and even that shit was damn near $30...so everybody else getting steaks and shit (steak restaurant)...the waiter comes, and gives everyone their ticket. The dude like "ya'll just give ya'll ticket to me". The bill was like $800. AINT NO WAY I was gon pay more than what i ordered. He ended picking up the tab or whatever, but i still thought that was kinda crazy b/c it was his bday and he paid for everybody food.
I couldnt let him pay for all of mine so i gave him some money towards the tip