OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

Who wins?

  • 100 Men

  • 1 Gorilla

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SneakDZA said:
You have clearly never seen a gaggle of geese ready to get busy if you step to them funny. It's a real thing.
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Took this pic at Gallup Park in Ann Arbor last year. I was maybe 5-10 feet away from them. The one on the right walked up on me hissin' like it was ready to do something. I had my leg cocked back ready to punt this muhfucka across the grass and into the river in front of women and small children walking by.

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This time it could prolly be said that I deserved to be attacked by these geese 'cause they had their babies with them... Still, the asshole on the left kept coming towards me hissing and I got that leg ready, but being in a silly ass mood I started hissing back at it loud as shit. Guess it thought over its life decisions 'cause him and his mate walked off with their kids towards the river.

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I gives ZERO fucks about some damned Canadian geese. I get hissed at all the time and every single time that right leg gets ready to launch one of them muhfuckas.


... and fuck them turkeys we got roaming the skreets in packs around here too.
 
SneakDZA said:
And on the low... Bluejays. They hold grudges for generations.
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Them lil muhfuckas don't even let you get close to them. What kinda grudge can a bird that flies off at the slightest move towards them have??? I can almost never get pics of them unless they're way the fuck off in a tree. Same for cardinals, but they're even more skittish.
 
Inori said:
lol @ having multiple altercations with geese 🤣
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I cannot stress how them muhfuckas are EVERYWHERE around here, all fuckin year round.

I flew back out here from Vegas back in 22. I decided to swing by some of the old spots and went to Briawood Mall. Crazy geese in the parking lot of the mall. I only had my camera for a few months at that point and brought my camera with me to get practice with it. Saw a couple of geese chillin in the lot and figured I'd get a few snaps. I'm assuming that the male took offense at my presence and started towards me while I'm still in the car, hissing the whole time. I took the moment to keep taking pics but at the same time I'm like "this muhfucka can't be seriously ready to attack a whole ass car".

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In contrast, tho, Greylag geese seem more annoyed than agitated and will simply move away from you if you get too close. There's a lot across from a Ford plant on the river where geese, ducks, and assorted other birds tend to congregate. I've taken pics there and posted them before. If I get out of the ride, the greylag and ducks just start walking towards the river if I get close to them, meanwhile the canadian geese are on some "you know where you at homie?"-type shit.
 
Good doc...

Was gonna make a thread in the movie section but figured i jus bump this gorilla thread

Also David Attenborough turning 100 in a couple weeks still out here workin 🙌

 
GOAT said:
Good doc...

Was gonna make a thread in the movie section but figured i jus bump this gorilla thread

Also David Attenborough turning 100 in a couple weeks still out here workin 🙌

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Damn I just watched this yesterday. Damn good doc
 
GOAT said:
After watching im even more confident 100 men can murder a single gorilla

I would be more scared of a chimp

Gorillas too slow... not crazy enough
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The only logical rebuttal is that the men would be scared off after that first one gets mauled.

But I still feel if it was like a million on the line or the safety of their families... The numbers would overwhelm.. That gorilla would be scared shitless
 
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