So Christmas morning, I will be at my sisters house for breakfast and it will be fantastic giving my nieces and nephew their gifts. Later on, I will be at my uncles house for dinner and that’s always a great time for food, drinks and football/basketball!!
On the 26th, I turn the big four oh! I will get my free Starbucks beverage and a free entree from you know where! I was not told where me and my family will be for dinner but I will eat a lot and drink heavily
On the 27th, an ex informed me that she wants to have sexual relations since she’s now divorced and wants to entice me with her body. That’s more than a gift for me
And on the 28th, a few close friends of mine are taking me out to a nice steakhouse for dinner. No Applebees is needed
And I will be present at church on the 29th for the final Sunday of the year