Chick I used to date but became friends with (though we continued to fuck on occasion) asked me to ride with her to the airport to go pick up her brother who came in on a late flight. On the way to Metro, she tells me that the two of them didn't know of one another until they were in their 20's. Apparently her father had a couple of kids out of wedlock. So they finally meet after talking on the phone for a bit.
They're attracted to one another and they ended up smashing... Like... A whole lot.
A WHOLE FUCKING LOT.
So... I'm sittin' in her ride listening to this shit, essentially a hostage at this point 'cause I wanna get the fuck outta there but the car is moving. She goes on to tell me about how they ended up having feeling for one another but eventually realized it was wrong and broke it all off.
We pull up to the airport and get to his gate. I get a look at him... These niggas look like fuckin twins. Same light skinned complexion, same gray eyes, same hair color, same everything.
Now I'm thoroughly weirded out by this shit. Bad enough you smashed your half-brother, but y'all look like fuckin twins??? Like y'all beatin and lookin in each other's eyes and see a goddamned reflection staring back???
I never went back over there to smash. I didn't ask to know any of this. We could have went there, picked him up, and that was it, but noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!