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Order something online, but not getting tje shyt delivered on time!

Ordered flowers for my s/o for bday today. Had it sent to my address. Got the email confirmation saying it was delivered. Walked outside...

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...not a damn thing been delivered!

Called the FTD customer service. They called the florist. These muthafuccas talmbout the order was put in too late (it was not), and that it won't be delivered until tomorrow (we'll be gone). So I asked if it's possible to get it delivered by 10am. Only b/c we'll probably be hitting the road around 11am or 12pm. No guarantees.

Got off the phone and thought about it. Called back to initially cancel. But the customer service asked if I wanted to place the order on hold. I told him if they can have it delivered to our home address this week, then that'll be fine. But this will the last I do this.

Fucc da florist! Fucc FTD for having the date showing as deliverable! Fucc doin shyt like this online!
 
Sayin "I PAY MY TAXES!" is a useless phrase any muthafucca can say.

Yeah dumbazzz...we're ALL paying taxes! Telling someone this doesn't give you privilege on NOTHING.
 
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I have a friend who teaches at a school but can’t spell words like “necessary.”

How does “neccessary” even survive auto correct?
 
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