Shit is so rare now a days. Feels reverse psychology. Almost feels like breaking up with an ex who doesn't really care you are breaking up with her.
You: i like to cancel my subscription.
Them: cool. It's canceled. Have a nice life.
You: hold on. Aren't you all gonna try to persuade me to sign back up?
Them: no.
You: yall not gonna fight for my service with a good deal?
Them: nope.
You: naw, sign me back up. Make it a year subscription too. Yall gonna take my money and like it.