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U Ever Been Caught Stealing?

To answer your question, no.

To react at your vid, hilarious. Employee walked up to the dude and took his shit back, lol. Fat dude broke his ankles. I would turn my own self in instead them streaming the vid.
 
No but crazy story. I was grocery shopping at Meijer the other day with my 6 year old daughter. She tends to get curious so I put her in the cart to stop her from being distracted. I went to self check out and paid for my items and bagged them up to leave and security ran down on. They thought I was stealing something because the camera system in the sky thought I didn't scan all of my items in the cart but in reality it was my daughter that triggered it.

Say all they to say, make sure you take your kids out of the cart and know that they are watching everything so don't steal
 
Yeah.

When I was younger. Like in middle school. And check this, a neighbor who lived right across the street from my fam just happened to be there and took us home and dropped a dime on us when the clerk caught a fit. Dumb azz stole some candy, chips, and drink lol.
 
Tried to lease a car under false pretenses and got caught. Did community service but flirted with the lady that signed off on my time sheets and did a fraction of the time I was supposed to. Got a frat attorney brother get the charge expunged.

Stole a lot of shit from a prior employer when I was in high school. Never got caught but the manager quit when the audit rolled around because they knew a bunch of shit had gone missing, lol.
 
Nah. Never shoplifted as a kid, I watched my friends do it. In the 2000/2010s l was an accessory to cyber crimes against the wealthy. Never caught
 
Now if we going down to the shoplifting as a kid level, I could fill this page with all the candy and sodas and shit we stole as youth, lol. And if I add up all of the hook-ups we used to get from our fast food working friends I’d fill this whole thread.

Funny enough though I’ve been the most stringent rule follower since college. So my exploits were out of lack and not from a character trait.
 
TheNightKing said:
Now if we going down to the shoplifting as a kid level, I could fill this page with all the candy and sodas and shit we stole as youth, lol. And if I add up all of the hook-ups we used to get from our fast food working friends I’d fill this whole thread.

Funny enough though I’ve been the most stringent rule follower since college. So my exploits were out of lack and not from a character trait.
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Sooooo...have you ever been caught stealing?

:huh?:
 
Yeah 😬😬😬 I tried to pump and dash some gas. I was out in the middle of nowhere in Iowa, and got lost. I was about to run out of gas when I was 18 and panicked. Didn't even make it a mile before I was pulled over by the police.

Edit: backstory... I was in Iowa taking my brother to the courthouse and the same niggas I was looking down on (look at these unruly niggas!) I ended up sharing a holding cell with lmao.
 
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No the only thing i use to "steal" the occasional apple juice or chocolate milk or something i wasnt stealing i was taking extra
 
when i was in eighth grade my big brother from anther mother was in town from down south visiting our dad, who was already divorced from my mom

on the way to school my boys and i decided to skip class and go to the mall. when we were waiting for the bus to the mall, a school bus with monitors on it passed by us, and all the kids on the bus pointed at us, and the monitors saw…so we were already caught

but we went to the mall anyway

at the mall we went into woolworth and barnes n nobles and stole candy and playboy mags. we got away with it but then went back and tried to steal more to sell in school the next day.
the second time we got caught and security guards tackled us and cuffed us and called our parents.
my jamaican friend’s dad came to pick us up. he whooped his son right in front of us and then cursed us out the whole ride home. he told me i can’t hang out with his son anymore.

when my mom got home she made my dad come pick me up. when i got to my dads house my brother just kept holding his head in shame and telling me that now he had to tell everyone back home (tennessee) that his baby brother was a low down dirty crook

from then on whenever i gave my dad a gift he would ask “did you buy it or steal it?” before he accepted it. i’m talking years later…even when i was 25 he would still ask me if it was stolen.

anyway my brother is in prison for dope dealing and im a lawyer, so the tide has turned.

tl:dr
yeah i rob, yeah i steal
 
SheerExcellence said:
when i was in eighth grade my big brother from anther mother was in town from down south visiting our dad, who was already divorced from my mom

on the way to school my boys and i decided to skip class and go to the mall. when we were waiting for the bus to the mall, a school bus with monitors on it passed by us, and all the kids on the bus pointed at us, and the monitors saw…so we were already caught

but we went to the mall anyway

at the mall we went into woolworth and barnes n nobles and stole candy and playboy mags. we got away with it but then went back and tried to steal more to sell in school the next day.
the second time we got caught and security guards tackled us and cuffed us and called our parents.
my jamaican friend’s dad came to pick us up. he whooped his son right in front of us and then cursed us out the whole ride home. he told me i can’t hang out with his son anymore.

when my mom got home she made my dad come pick me up. when i got to my dads house my brother just kept holding his head in shame and telling me that now he had to tell everyone back home (tennessee) that his baby brother was a low down dirty crook

from then on whenever i gave my dad a gift he would ask “did you buy it or steal it?” before he accepted it. i’m talking years later…even when i was 25 he would still ask me if it was stolen.

anyway my brother is in prison for dope dealing and im a lawyer, so the tide has turned.

tl:dr
yeah i rob, yeah i steal
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lol@ Sheer boostin jackoff special mags for profit.
 
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