Recent content by Tony Soprano

It's Thruuue.

*Breathes Heavily* da fawk happen ta bein da stroung n shilent thype? *Breathes Heavily*

*Breathes Heavily* Geeshus Krist *Breathes Heavily*

*Breathes Heavily* Me neffew Cristafuh, he could learn a ding or two 'bout makin' moviess...before he passhed he made sum hallmark peach of schiiit. Im puttin 500 boxes of ziti for Coogler for besht directur, and PTA's flick for winin besh picchur. *Breathes Heavily*

*Breathes Heavily* dat dare is da problem wit da.....er uh, how you say, da village peepul types...pursonally I could give a schiiit.... ding is..can't cunsider ya' self a man, a Gary Cooper type, if ya' out dare, prancin', munchin' asssss. *Breathes Heavily*

*breathes heavily* y'sea he got what we in da waste management bizhsuness called walkin' paypurs...ya' do so much tyme-n-da-can the feds figyuh what da hell, let 'em lose problum isshh dey figyur ya' gunna repete offend neway, so it reflects more on dem. speakin' of witch, lemme phone...

*Chews loudly* i dunno what yer tawkin about....ya' offa da guy a drwink n he shays anudda time..he dishrespecks playsis of business....but the prick, him beatin tracee...who-ah or nawt. anyway..wunda what happen to him...prolly was New York. *swallows*

*Chews loudly*

*Breathes Heavily* ya sccheeee dat dare's da problem with convicts and known felons...dat er uh instituionalism or whatever da fuck they call it...guys out the can for five minutes an already givin the boys in blue some papurwerk frankily I'm embrassed and ashamed. *Breathes Heavily

*Chews loudly* I dunno what yer tawkin' about...I'm in waste management and dishpolshul. It's er an offensive sterotype dat were all mobbed up. Now dose Hairibs....dats who you and yours need to keep an eye on. Utter wise, you could wake up one day and we all turn inta shinders. Gates a' hell...

*Chews loudly* gabbagool, provolone and vinegar pep-ers maybee a trey of marigot assh an apitizah romaine..... braciole.... sawshigs an peppers...maybee on ya' way to da can. *Swallows*

*Breathes Heavily* Nuffin' is tawchin da gawdfadda....Michael on hisss way bhack to the old cuntry...or when he clips Sollozzo and that copurr truff bee told dings went ta schhiit when Scorcese started makin' pictchurs about that rat fuck Henry Hill. Me nephew, Crisstafuh loves all that...

*Breathes heavily* can ya' cooke? if so den yer good. nuttin' a skirt loves more den a guy who can rattle some pots and pans *breathes heavily*

*chews loudly* IngeeIn food. Oishhhstirs *swallows*

*Chews loudly* dis izz exactly why dis cuntry is a laughfin stock. Salads. Everee lash one of 'em. *swallows*