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Banginscrew901 said:
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Here's a joke to start ur day

So there's this older couple who have a child. The father's name is Richard, mothers name is Tammy, and their only child and son is named Johnnie.

They had Johnnie kinda late into their years, and they had problems with arguments in their marriage. Johnnie begin to have problems in school, and would regularly see the school counselor. One day the counselor called the parents and told them that Johnnie said his behaviors is because he's mad that his parents fight all the time.

Feeling guilty about that, the parents went to counseling, and started to work on their marriage. After a few months they thought Johnnie's behavior would change in school but it got worse. So the counselor finally decided to bring the parents to a conference with the child.

When entering the conference, Richard was taken aback by how attractive the counselor was, he didn't think she'd look like she did based on her voice. So, they take a seat with their son and the counselor starts.

Counselor: We are here because Johnnie says that your fights cause his behaviors. How often do you fight infront of him?

Tammy:We don't fight in front of him, infact we went to counseling for the arguments and we've never been closer.

Johnnie:You do to fight!!

Richard:Johnnie your mom and I go out of our way to never fight in front of you. We love each other, son. We never fight. We may have small arguments but, you do that with people you love. But we never fight, never, we never fight.

Not holding back anymore Johnnie yells.

Johnnie: YOU DO FIGHT, YOU CLOSE THE DOOR LATE AT NIGHT AND MOM YELLS AT YOU!! SHE YELLS, GIVE ME THAT DICK, GIVE ME THAT DICK, GIVE ME THAT DICK!!! AND WHEN I WENT TO WORK WITH YOU EVERYONE WAS CALLING YOU DICK AND I ASKED YOU WHY AND YOU SAID DICK IS SHORT FOR RICHARD. SHE CHANGES YOUR NAME SO SHE THINKS I DONT KNOW SHES STILL TALKING TO YOU, BUT I KNOW!! SHE YELLS AT YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN YOU FINALLY YELL AT HER AND YALL STOP FIGHTING!!

After a few moments of awkward silence and a held back laugh from the counselor. Richard turns to the counselor and says .

Richard: Well first off, our fights last longer than 5 minutes.
 
Love said:
Wtf type of stupid shit is this like we feel pain differently or don’t feel it at all smdh shame on them
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White people subconsciously believe some weird shit. It's not just a black women though. Some researchers have blamed the same line of thinking for why cops are so quick to rough up black men and women as opposed to their white counterparts.
 
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Evil Morty said:
Here's a joke to start ur day

So there's this older couple who have a child. The father's name is Richard, mothers name is Tammy, and their only child and son is named Johnnie.

They had Johnnie kinda late into their years, and they had problems with arguments in their marriage. Johnnie begin to have problems in school, and would regularly see the school counselor. One day the counselor called the parents and told them that Johnnie said his behaviors is because he's mad that his parents fight all the time.

Feeling guilty about that, the parents went to counseling, and started to work on their marriage. After a few months they thought Johnnie's behavior would change in school but it got worse. So the counselor finally decided to bring the parents to a conference with the child.

When entering the conference, Richard was taken aback by how attractive the counselor was, he didn't think she'd look like she did based on her voice. So, they take a seat with their son and the counselor starts.

Counselor: We are here because Johnnie says that your fights cause his behaviors. How often do you fight infront of him?

Tammy:We don't fight in front of him, infact we went to counseling for the arguments and we've never been closer.

Johnnie:You do to fight!!

Richard:Johnnie your mom and I go out of our way to never fight in front of you. We love each other, son. We never fight. We may have small arguments but, you do that with people you love. But we never fight, never, we never fight.

Not holding back anymore Johnnie yells.

Johnnie: YOU DO FIGHT, YOU CLOSE THE DOOR LATE AT NIGHT AND MOM YELLS AT YOU!! SHE YELLS, GIVE ME THAT DICK, GIVE ME THAT DICK, GIVE ME THAT DICK!!! AND WHEN I WENT TO WORK WITH YOU EVERYONE WAS CALLING YOU DICK AND I ASKED YOU WHY AND YOU SAID DICK IS SHORT FOR RICHARD. SHE CHANGES YOUR NAME SO SHE THINKS I DONT KNOW SHES STILL TALKING TO YOU, BUT I KNOW!! SHE YELLS AT YOU FOR FIVE MINUTES THEN YOU FINALLY YELL AT HER AND YALL STOP FIGHTING!!

After a few moments of awkward silence and a held back laugh from the counselor. Richard turns to the counselor and says .

Richard: Well first off, our fights last longer than 5 minutes.
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haha thats pretty good and i read one of your post past 2 paragraphs
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Love said:
Wtf type of stupid shit is this like we feel pain differently or don’t feel it at all smdh shame on them
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The Lonious Monk said:
White people subconsciously believe some weird shit. It's not just a black women though. Some researchers have blamed the same line of thinking for why cops are so quick to rough up black men and women as opposed to their white counterparts.
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yeah they got real studies on this shit lol...we supposedly have a higher tolerance for pain and heal/recover faster

some "genetically predisposed" shit
 
They used this for centuries in medical studies to justify slavery,used within religion

In excuses for murders by cops.. famously in the Mike Brown shooting


Officer Darren Wilson said Michael Brown "had the most intense aggressive face I've ever seen on a person," when the unarmed 18-year-old turned to face him after the two struggled in Wilson's patrol car, and the teen kept coming at him even after he'd shot him multiple times.


"After I fired multiple shots I paused for a second, yelled at him to get on the ground again, he was in the same state. Still charging in, hands still in his waistband," Wilson told police investigators the morning after the fatal shooting.

"I fired another set of shots. Same thing, still running at me, hadn't slowed down, hands still in his waistband," Wilson said. "He gets about eight to 10 feet away, he's still coming at me in the same way. I fired more shots. One of those, however many of them, hit on him in the head and he went down right there."
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yeah they got real studies on this shit lol...we supposedly have a higher tolerance for pain and heal/recover faster

some "genetically predisposed" shit
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Yeah, but white people ain't basing that shit on studies. It's just ingrained in them. What I think is that it stems from slavery to the Civil Rights era where they beat the shit out of black people and saw us rise despite of it. Think about the mind of a weak ass slave master. He could whip a slave one day and then put that slave back to work the next day. In his own mind, he probably believed he couldn't do that shit. If he caught that beating, he'd be out of commission for a week. So they see blacks as being able to take more pain ignoring the fact that blacks didn't do that because they were tougher. They did it because they weren't given a choice.
 
Yo I am the only one that gets Jeremih and the Dream confused.

It doesn't help that he sounds like him singing. This mfer actually looks like a slimmer version of him.
 
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