Funny Memory:
I use to work at this place in Austin called "Players" at night as Receptionist & Comfort Specialist. I simultaneously worked for the Legislative Travel Caucus by day at the Capital building.
All was fine and well until I saw a happily married Senator (who will remain nameless) at the club with 2 MUCH younger ladies. :ooo:.
Now this club is members only so no one can just walk in off of the street unless a member brings you.
He came into the door and stood in line until he made it to the counter when he realized who I was and bout SH*T himself. :scust2:
Straight SHOOK!
I just treated him like any old customer and gave him his card and told him to have a nice night.
In the back of my mind i'm like, "ooooh you'sa nasty Mutha"
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Hubby thought dude would surly have me fired at the capital to save face but I was 'not' worried about that at all.
When you have something like that on someone, they torture themselves with the guilt when you couldn't care less about'em. lol
So.. I get to work that Monday and address the Travel Board and he is absent. :really:
Normally it's no big deal but this time we actually need his vote on something, so I send a runner to search for him.
He finally shows up and this fool is in here sweating bullets.
I'm like dude can you please calm down. "Hand Senator BLANK a napkin please runner". :disnig:.
Meeting adjourned and he decides to come into my office and request a side bar. I oblige and he starts by saying "Reese, I just want to apologize". I'm like ... "for what?"
He Says, "Um.. for this weekend".
To which I reply, I have no idea what you are talking about :mhm:.
This is my way of saying "Vanilla fool, shutcho mouf and get back to work"!
You would think he got the message that all was gravy and to keep stepping. Noooooooooooo, he wants to keep going.
"You know, seeing me at the club with those 'ladies'. :mf!:.
I dang near fell out laughing and decided that since he was an IDIOT, I would have a little fun with him.
ME:
:
"Whaaaat? You cheated on Mrs. BLANK? OH my goodness Senator, I am appalled!
I would have never pegged you for that, aren't you a devout Christian? Your son leads Sunday school for Christ sake!
I'm sorry, but I don't know who you thought you saw, but it wasn't me and I do not feel comfortable speaking to you about things of this nature."
and I walked off. :ha:[;'.
Bruh stood there for a good 3 min feeling like his life was OVA!
I told King and he was like.. "yeah you definitely bout to get fired now. "
Still wasn't worried... Showed up to the capital the next week... all was well.:haa:
Went to work at the club that night.. found out I was let go. :disnig: SMH.
