Know what’s crazy for me tho, I went driving the other day and had to take a piss, I instinctively look for a Parker’s cause you don’t have to walk through the front door of a Parker’s, you can just go to the back and get to the rest room.
I choose the Parker’s in the hood because I happen to be in the hood at that time. I pull around back. The area that they built to eat outside, fenced in with bars.
There’s trash everywhere and it has a strong smell of piss. The trash overflowing the can. I go to the door, it’s locked, you can’t enter through the back door cause you know
It’s the back door…
So I got around the front and I go to the back, some kid is cleaning up the spill to the shake machine, he got all this stuff blocking the hallway to the bathroom. I say ayo , is the bathroom open. He says no…
I left going back to my car and thought..man I hate the fucking hood.
Say that to say, …I’d still choose that over Iran
