Who's Your Craziest "Hear Me Out"?

One year I had a bad Halloween. Just a terrible haul by any metrics. A few days later I was down to the dregs. I had some candy corns left in my sack, a peep or two, maybe a popcorn ball and an apple with a razor blade in it. And then I swallowed my pride and did the unthinkable...

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I probably mentally aged 40 years eating my first peanut chew but hear me out... this is one of Halloween's best kept secrets. I instantly grew hair on my chest and developed wisdom and fiscal responsibility. It's not the best candy... but it's the right candy when you need it.

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You're being pedantic. I was just having fun with this stupid thread which is what I thought was the point. Thanks for taking my fun away.

Go ahead and post pic of a busted white girl or a bulldyke though.

Matthew 7:7-8

Ask, and it shall be given you; seek, and ye shall find; knock, and it shall be opened unto you: For every one that asketh receiveth; and he that seeketh findeth; and to him that knocketh it shall be opened.

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Close your eyes when talking to a stud and tell me you still wanna hit

It's like talking to a dude.
 
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