This Ain’t Random Enough

[O.G.]

So this vending machine owner was talking shit to one of my janitors at a building I own. I moved his vending machine outside. He can come move it away when he comes for his next restock. It will be replaced by lunchtime Monday.

Fuck his weak ass snacks.

 

[O.G.]

Lmao.

 

[The question]

yo, any of yall ever seen Eureka?

Allison would abandon that autistic kid all day …

Like bro was just capable of being outchea on his on like that

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

Say what u want ain’t no city more aesthetically pleasing than Chicago in the nation

 

[Golan]

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

Replacing the rear brake pads on my wife’s car. Put the MFs on wrong. Cracked the rotor while I was checking to see if everything was good. Down $360 now. Wife mad as shit. Gon be a long week, brehs.

 

[Duwop]

Happy birthday du…

Yo, sorry to put this here but this is what I mean. I say shit here and sometimes yall be like what kinda places do you be, type of shit are you on?

And I be thinking, no fucking way this kinda shit doesn’t happen to everyone else.

This video, vindication, my entire young adult life was this video

Thanks but this never happened to me

 

[Chi-Town B]

Replacing the brake pads on my wife’s car. Put the MFs on wrong. Cracked the rotor while I was checking to see if everything was good. Down $360 now. Wife mad as shit. Gon be a long week, brehs.

Somebody sleeping on the couch tonight.

 

[AP4.0]

@Shaquille Sunflower @Loquacious

Y'all ever eaten at Traveler's Table?

 

[Dwayne]

On the north side? Nah but how is it?

Yea in Addison

Went last night. It’s definitely 30+ crowd.

I enjoyed the music and the overall vibe. Nobody in there tripping or trying to be all gangster and shit.

First time I ever went out by myself to this type of scene

I’ll check it out again with some friends next time I go.

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

@Shaquille Sunflower @Loquacious

Y'all ever eaten at Traveler's Table?

What you doing in my city boy?!??

But no. Go and tell me how it is. It’s on my to do list.

 

[Dwayne]

I haven’t been telling yall in a while

But get yall asses in somebody gym

 

[Freeman]

I haven’t been telling yall in a while

But get yall asses in somebody gym

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[AP4.0]

What you doing in my city boy?!??

But no. Go and tell me how it is. It’s on my to do list.

I told you Houston my second home now

But yeah, check it out

Drinks were on point. I had the chicken and waffle. Good af

 

[Shaquille Sunflower]

I told you Houston my second home now

But yeah, check it out

Drinks were on point. I had the chicken and waffle. Good af

Gonna make sure your property taxes extra high

 

[The question]

@Tayboo

I got a question

 

[Loquacious]

@Shaquille Sunflower @Loquacious

Y'all ever eaten at Traveler's Table?

I’ve never heard of it.

 

[The Lonious Monk]

A lil late, but Happy B-Day Du and get help.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

It’s 1:30 am is it too late to fry fish?

 

[SneakDZA]

How is this broad gonna call me an alcoholic but leave out the "high functioning" qualifier? I'm legit offended.