OPINION 100 Men vs Gorilla

Who wins?

  • 100 Men

  • 1 Gorilla

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Inori said:
@loud-ninja hurt himself putting a shirt on but think he can strategize against a fuckin gorilla

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My mental is stronger than my physical. I could be lex Luther if I wanted but I got morals.

My plan would work. Overwhelming numbers matter. Yall think this gorilla is John wick. As the gorilla is distracted by the others, I'm using my shirt and a few others shirts as a weapon. As the dog pile and get the gorilla on its stomach, I take the shirt and use it like a rope...

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loud-ninja said:
My mental is stronger than my physical. I could be lex Luther if I wanted but I got morals.

My plan would work. Overwhelming numbers matter. Yall think this gorilla is John wick. As the gorilla is distracted by the others, I'm using my shirt and a few others shirts as a weapon. As the dog pile and get the gorilla on its stomach, I take the shirt and use it like a rope...

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And it reach behind and grab your skull
 
Im sending in 2 400lb niggas to square up w/ the gorilla one on each side just as distractions

then im sending in an additional 2 400lb niggas one to hold down each leg so tht he cant move.

then i'll send in one of the designated ball handlers cause we wil have a few niggas there that are trained on what to look for and how to grab, twist and kick a gorilla in the balls.

then while hes being restrained we sending in the eye gougers, one on each side. The lightweight niggas. easy for him to swat away but we have plenty to send in. eventually he gonna get tired of fighting

thats when we start sending in the trained fighters to deliver running high knees to the side of the face, also lightweight but they pack a little more punch.

By this point he confused cus he got knees coming from both sides and dont know WTF TO DO . Once he get hit by several of those he gonna be tired of fighting so he'll probably just fall over

not dead but defeated.. as the dust clears we'll all gather to see him laying there. Bloodied nose, tears in his eyes and thats when i'll call my men off.

Call in for a helicopter, tell em to drop a net on his big ass and get em tf out my face.
 
TonyDubbz said:
Im sending in 2 400lb niggas to square up w/ the gorilla one on each side just as distractions

then im sending in an additional 2 400lb niggas one to hold down each leg so tht he cant move.

then i'll send in one of the designated ball handlers cause we wil have a few niggas there that are trained on what to look for and how to grab, twist and kick a gorilla in the balls.

then while hes being restrained we sending in the eye gougers, one on each side. The lightweight niggas. easy for him to swat away but we have plenty to send in. eventually he gonna get tired of fighting

thats when we start sending in the trained fighters to deliver running high knees to the side of the face, also lightweight but they pack a little more punch.

By this point he confused cus he got knees coming from both sides and dont know WTF TO DO . Once he get hit by several of those he gonna be tired of fighting so he'll probably just fall over

not dead but defeated.. as the dust clears we'll all gather to see him laying there. Bloodied nose, tears in his eyes and thats when i'll call my men off.

Call in for a helicopter, tell em to drop a net on his big ass and get em tf out my face.
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400lbs, gorilla's can go through all 4 of them with ease right away when they biting the flesh outta your first wave
 
TonyDubbz said:
Im sending in 2 400lb niggas to square up w/ the gorilla one on each side just as distractions

then im sending in an additional 2 400lb niggas one to hold down each leg so tht he cant move.

then i'll send in one of the designated ball handlers cause we wil have a few niggas there that are trained on what to look for and how to grab, twist and kick a gorilla in the balls.

then while hes being restrained we sending in the eye gougers, one on each side. The lightweight niggas. easy for him to swat away but we have plenty to send in. eventually he gonna get tired of fighting

thats when we start sending in the trained fighters to deliver running high knees to the side of the face, also lightweight but they pack a little more punch.

By this point he confused cus he got knees coming from both sides and dont know WTF TO DO . Once he get hit by several of those he gonna be tired of fighting so he'll probably just fall over

not dead but defeated.. as the dust clears we'll all gather to see him laying there. Bloodied nose, tears in his eyes and thats when i'll call my men off.

Call in for a helicopter, tell em to drop a net on his big ass and get em tf out my face.
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Go to bed bruh😂😂😂400lb humans can't even carry themselves
 
TonyDubbz said:
Im sending in 2 400lb niggas to square up w/ the gorilla one on each side just as distractions

then im sending in an additional 2 400lb niggas one to hold down each leg so tht he cant move.

then i'll send in one of the designated ball handlers cause we wil have a few niggas there that are trained on what to look for and how to grab, twist and kick a gorilla in the balls.

then while hes being restrained we sending in the eye gougers, one on each side. The lightweight niggas. easy for him to swat away but we have plenty to send in. eventually he gonna get tired of fighting

thats when we start sending in the trained fighters to deliver running high knees to the side of the face, also lightweight but they pack a little more punch.

By this point he confused cus he got knees coming from both sides and dont know WTF TO DO . Once he get hit by several of those he gonna be tired of fighting so he'll probably just fall over

not dead but defeated.. as the dust clears we'll all gather to see him laying there. Bloodied nose, tears in his eyes and thats when i'll call my men off.

Call in for a helicopter, tell em to drop a net on his big ass and get em tf out my face.
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@ having designated ball handlers
 
Ironman said:
Go to bed bruh😂😂😂400lb humans can't even carry themselves
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Chi-Town B said:
400lbs, gorilla's can go through all 4 of them with ease right away when they biting the flesh outta your first wave
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niggas got 12 mos to prepare bro, and we gonna be running over the game plan

all we need them to do is distract the gorilla long enough so that everybody else can get their shit off honestly
 
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The funny shit is everyone thinks once you put the 100 men in the same spot as the gorilla, the gorilla is gonna wait for the men to make the first move.

Have a super aggressive gorilla in there and charge at all the men soon as it's go time and all that planning shit is out the window.
 
Inglewood_B said:
Let’s be real here… a single aggressive pit gon have a 100 of you niggas under pressure, fuck you gon do with a gorilla?

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Y’all too old to still be thinking you got the athletic prowess to go head to head vs a wild animal
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Yea because the gorilla has a +500 stamina amulet


100 men is taking 99% of the animals walking the earth.

They dying from pure exhaustion

100 is too many
 
AZTG said:
The funny shit is everyone thinks once you put the 100 men in the same spot as the gorilla, the gorilla is gonna wait for the men to make the first move.

Have a super aggressive gorilla in there and charge at all the men soon as it's go time and all that planning shit is out the window.
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So only the gorilla going to have heart but not the people?

Any animal see 100 people coming they getting ghost.

A man with two pistol ain’t stop 100 men charging
 
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